Mike Oxlong

Going to bet large that there won't be a Top statue outside the stadium in the next 250 years

He's a good fit for us at the moment. Tinpot manager at a tinpot club.

Can we get Tudor in as manager ?

Prefer not to have waddle up front

Think he would be better at some activity not involving a ball. Maybe T'ai chi or UFC

Dennis Wise Edit: Sorry, wrong thread

I think there may be something in this and that he’s shacked up in a safe house somewhere with Adolf Hitler and Elvis Presley

That’s the lowest attendance I’ve seen at the stadium for a long time. The official attendance is recorded as 25,476 but in reality it must have been no more than 20.000

Also the words “clean sheet”

Solid tonight which is quite refreshing to be able to say. I thought the whole team including Mavididi in front of Luke worked hard tonight and sustained that throughout the game.

He has a very broad repertoire of how to fluff his lines. I'd love to see a reading of his brain activity when a chance beckons

There's a team to get behind ........the sofa for

Good reel on insta about Vardy winding up opposition fans (wouldn't post)

Surely a shoe in now for the Nobel Peace Prize

I know if I put some effort into thinking about this and posted the results of my hard labour they'd be utterly shite

I've chewed this one over and the bottom line is that I don't want to be paying approximately £30 a game to watch players like Thomas, Okoli, BDCR and Chaudhury and us playing in a way that sees us have two or three meaningful shots a game whilst unable to even perform the basic tasks of defending. It feels like getting a ST next season would be condoning the gross negligence of those running the club and how they have destroyed our opportunity to realistically compete in the PL for years to come. It will be interesting to see how many ST holders there are next season. I'm guessing about 13,000

Runs about a bit, capable of a crunching tackle but has the footballing brain of an aphid

Being shit plays a part

Should be a sackable offence to even have him on the bench.

Naturists FC

The intro to Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Great news. He'll absolutely boss League One

I’ve taken Man City down to the Conference on FM so will be emailing the club my CV demanding to be appointed as Senior Senior Chief Football Officer

I wouldn't want it if it were free