Sharpe's Fox

Nicholas Cage's career isn't going well, if I were him I'd make a self parody film in the style of Being John Malkovich called "Nicholas UnCaged".

A feast for kings: Corned beef, new potatoes and salad EDIT: and peas.

Or West Country porn.

That finger is way too long. Ladies.

I'm not to fond of Holocaust films, a bit out of mein kampfort zone.

"This apple turnover has a core temperature of over 8,000 degrees; if I squeeze it a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine, either way one of us going down." Bit long but my personal favorite.

Apparently Charles hates his guts.

Where is "Lynn I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiike"?

Nicholas Witchell (the BBC royal correspondent). Has basically been reduced to commentating a baby's life like it's the fvcking Truman Show, and even before that he was a grade A posh bellend.

Bump...

Louis Theroux's LA Stories. Was about sex offenders this week and it pretty thought provoking stuff in terms of the way justice works.

Poor 'ickle Burnley with their 'ickle squad and their 'ickle wallet. You wouldn't think they were 10 points ahead of third would you?

Just watched Philomena. Now I hate nuns as well.

To the tune of Frozens' Let it Go: Matty James, Matty James, No more giving away the ball, Matty James, Matty James, Danny Drinkwaters perfect foil. He doesn't care who we're going to play, Let the ref play on. Andy King never bothered him anyway.

Fire Emblem: Awakening

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GuIBj0R2ui4

Wh..What?!?!!? But, bears can't be bipolar! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't mind Forest going up, I would just hate it if Billy Davies did.

Here in Shepshed there is a Butthole Lane, and Shepshed Dynamo play there. That means MON worked at Butthole Lane.

Space depresses me because it reminds me how small and insignificant our lives really are

Bro code.

Any spaniard.

Day got completely fvcked up today due to that burst main in Hathern, shitted my bus right up.

We'll no sleep for me tonight.

Bad Grandpa - silly but quite funny