ElusiveEd

Being "ordered" to hang 2 hanging wardrobes by a stuck-up, pretentious husband and wife who informed me they were going to attend their son's wedding and these were "the Chanel and Christian Dior clothes they had chosen to wear" They p*ssed me off with their attiitude towards myself and my colleagues so I found a biro I had seen lying around, pulled the nib out, squeezed a load of ink out, roughly put the pen back together and slipped it into the lady's hanging wardrobe. I can't tell you how I felt but it was even better than I expected as I watched them later disappear off to their hotel. Didn't get sacked because I kept it to myself but karma really is a b*tch!

Already know this is probably going to be impossible but if anyone has 2 tickets for this going spare would you drop us a PM? Cheers.

The hierarchys' "Let them eat cake" attitude towards us has finally been exposed and the media have done us proud in the last 24 hours in letting out what we have known and felt for months and it seems, reading and listening between the lines, we have allies within the team, manager and the media. Many fans, despite those Happy Clappers, have revolted and have been seen, heard and agreed with.

End of term report... "Jon sets himself extremely low standards and consistently fails to meet them!"

It was sung differently in the 80's/90's tho. It was faster paced and had more vigour to it. Now it just sounds dreary and lethargic.

Drive a bit slower and you'll be fine.

As hugely detached from the club as I feel I have renewed for next season. A couple of reasons.... I enjoyed the Championship last year and, although I'm taking a gamble, I'm hoping I do next season. No VAR, not so many prima donna players and a different type of football and less of a focus on it than the Prem. Other reason - it's a great bonding time with my son, we make a full day of match days and make it the focus of our weekends to spend time together but we both are hoping the club take some action that means we can reset our feelings and start to enjoy LCFC football again. Like I said, I'm gambling with this. If nothing within the club or within ourselves changes then I'm sorry to say this will be our last time renewing.

In answer to the original question...... Pretty soon for me I'm afraid. I used to move hell and high water to make it to games but they've drained my enthusiasm to such an extent nearly every part of me wants to throw the towel in and, as each week and game comes and goes, the resistance to do so gets weaker.

I need to apologise for lying as much as I have. I always sing the chant with the words "Through the good times and the bad, we'll always back the lads.........." Turns out I don't afterall.

Not been kicked out..........yet But I feel it's getting closer and closer each week and with every game we play.

Just for the fun of it I said to my son before KO I wonder where we will be at full time for this one, probably around Oadby direction. For the record, we were at the racecourse island, Oadby. Couldn't have predicted it better. I HATE doing it but leaving early thro pure anger, frustration, apathy and just wanting to give up on this sh*t makes us just walk out.

Very last minute but I have a spare adult and 1 under 18 for today. I'm very close to Mkt Harborough if anyone wants and can collect en-route to London.

Anything that puts us out of our misery before Forest manage to is good for me. Nothing would be more painful than the Forest fans I know having the bragging rights that it was them that sent us down. They would be banging on about that for longer than they live in the past about their European successes when even Laurel And Hardy were still relevant.

Too many tails wagging the dog!

In the space of just a few weeks I and my son have gone from driving up and down this country to every game and still being OK with the occasional loss if we played OK to just having the game on the radio in the background and not even really listening to it. Please, for the love of God, can someone explain to us how the hell has it come to this! I have NEVER felt so distant and disconnected with LCFC as I do at this moment in time. I have just moved house and thought the Chelsea tickets I bought (Before I knew how bad things really were getting) had gone to my old address, I wasn't even going to bother calling the club to find out where they were because I am so disinterested in it all. Unfortunately they turned up this morning!