jimsmallman

Good lord. Ayew. Good lord. Just… FFS

If you think about it, having King in charge is a smart move by Rudkin and Top. Because he’s a club legend, the atmosphere won’t be anywhere near as toxic as it should be. And it really, REALLY should be.

Hey there’s that Lyndon Dykes who everyone said was crap.

We are getting nothing out of this. Utter garbage once again. And it’s not King’s fault. Down to ten with the thinnest squad of all time. We need to sign about five players in the next two days and that’s not going to happen, is it?

I hope the team goes back into the dressing room at half time and pack Okoli’s bags for him. Brainless. That’s why we’re losing.

Commentary just called Coady a winner and a leader. I have never seen a footballer with better PR than that knob.

I’ll say this. Marti would have taken Page off instead of BDCR.

Watch us somehow keep a clean sheet now despite our own ineptitude. Imagine 😂

That goal should have stood.

YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS CALEB Thats the game over as a spectacle then.

This is the strangest and slowest start to a game ever.

I don’t see who else he’s meant to pick, really. Ayew is bad but Daka is worse. Aluko instead of Thomas, ok. But it’s not like he’s got a ton of choices, is it? The whole squad is crap and the two most interested and hard working players are both out. All comes down to if they look more motivated for me. It’s not like King is going to be permanently managing us anyway.

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Fryatt sums it all up very well. Good lad. Elliott and Taggart barely said a single negative thing on the whole club broadcast earlier. Rotten.

Clutching at straws here but Ryan Mason did a post match interview after playing us before he got fired.

Good luck to Oxford. I hope they stay up. Hard working team who knew their strengths and were playing for their manager and fans. Polar opposite of our lot. Marti has to be fired tonight. He obviously won't be.

Look at that Lankshear lad. There's someone playing his hardest for his team.

Matt Elliott. God knows I loved him back in the day. But he has just said that "both teams have given their all." No. No they have not. The team playing in yellow have. I'm not saying the official club commentary has to go full TalkSport and be deliberately contrarian but for the love of god, PLEASE point out how genuinely dreadful we are. We all have eyes. Stop it.

The official club commentary genuinely makes me feel ill.

Good lord the defending for that second. GET HIM OUT NOW. Absolutely clueless manager. Zero tactical awareness. FIRE HIM TODAY.

Abdul's ability to dribble the ball out of touch with nobody near him is second to none

Last minute Jannik equaliser incoming after an entire game of turgid football, keeping Marti in a job for another week. Commentary just mentioned Marti pacing up and down and said "you have to feel for him." No. No I do not. He is paid a lot more money than me and has shown not the slightest bit of evidence that he knows what he's doing.

We are useless.

There's a lot to really dislike about us as a club but signing this horrible racist would really be the icing on the rotten, expired, dreadful cake.

I think he'll go on to have a better, more consistent career than Monga. I like them both, but there's something about Page that shows maturity beyond his years and I can see him playing at the very top level by the time he's in his early twenties. Got a bit of fight about him. Now to hope that the people advising him encourage him to stay with us (and play lots) rather than end up somewhere like Man City's reserves until he's 22 then move to the Bundesliga on a free.