Bourbon Fox

Is this guy still showing up to work or what

Has Sammy Braybrooke been somewhere sunny on holiday

They're just waiting to hear back from Enzo

Jesus Christ

I don't know why we relegate

Jordan Ayew player manager

It's his lucky cap obviously

Him and Monga have both been victims of the shitshow. Aluko too. This should have been the season that they kicked on. It's not been possible because the club's been crumbling around them. Such a shame, because both of these youth assets that will supposedly be helping us in League One would be acting in their best interests if they got out of the place as soon as possible.

Or got his transfer out of this hellhole lined up and doesn't want to aggravate his injury pointlessly...

Try not to show you are as big of a bellend as Jon Rudkin challenge (impossible)

Tete is an all-timer

Did you do him a favour and kick the shit out of him?

He'd fall headfirst into a barrel of tits and come up sucking his thumb

Not enough, Watford were crap, we are just doomed

I think the biggest problems facing us will be cashflow rather than debt. Our non-playing wages alone would sink any league one club, not to mention Seagrave's overheads, and that's before we get to squad wages and financial rules. We're already at the limit, and relegation will tank our revenue.

When we signed him Roberto Martinez said he had a few bits to learn, but he was 'the future of Belgium's defence'. He was 24. 3 and half years later, despite playing regularly in the premier league and championship, it's clear he didn't learn those lessons. He never pushed up his level. Poor decision making, arrogance, lack of concentration, lack of discipline, misapplication in training, missing an ounce of desire - whatever it was, he's about to turn 28 and it's clear he reached his ceiling. Another signing that a smart club would have been able to move on after a couple of seasons when it became clear he wasn't going to hit the mark.

This has been the single biggest, consistent, most obvious problem for the last 2 years to me. Teams look like they've got extra players on the pitch. We just lose the middle of the park every single game.

Clown-haired waffle shagger

OK but he's still a bellend

Lads, lads, calm down. You're both *****.

Go on?

Oh God

There's a whole lot too much Hamza for me to feel happy...

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