Bourbon Fox

Yes, but who handed him the keys...

Top did acknowledge in his interview that the paradigm has changed, but then also made a worrying comment about when everything's sorted out people 'will understand why we play the way we play'

We need some boring football at the back. I'm sick of the pants-shitting kind.

I'd welcome Dyche How the mighty have fallen

Nonce Tower?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

We've dropped something like 20 points from winning positions this season

That's a great idea - a new £100,000,000 board room with a sauna, steam room, golf course and a nice Thai restaurant. It'll be a world class board room befitting of our great, ambitious club.

He's fine and would accept the job if offered

I was dumbfounded. Take off an attacker who's playing well for a defender and completely invite the pressure. We've seen it so often in the last couple of years, desperately hanging on at the end of games that have been comfortable. It's cowardly, it's passive and it never, ever goes well. And seriously wtf does Aluko have to do? Both of our fullbacks are terrible, he's been really impressive and he has to sit on the bench and watch that. The ingredients for survival are there, but there's a brain disease occupying the club that keeps playing clapped-out old men and weak-minded fannies week in week out.

His passing has been absolutely shocking all season, and he constantly moves into positions that his legs can't save him from. I went to the West Brom game and the amount of running Okoli was having to do to cover for him was outrageous.

Yes but what's the trend

The fact that we have Fatawu, Mavididi, Monga and we play in a way that completely isolates them is an ongoing crime

Ben Nelson is due a terrible injury or a red card. I'll take the red card. Let's make it for something left field - I'm going with a second yellow for scoring and removing his shirt to reveal a shocking message that has no place in a tolerant society.

O'Neill is managing Celtic

Reid Ayew Vestergaard Ricardo Winks Daka All experienced, all shit

Well yes because he knows the difference between a good boss and a clueless c**t

Pearson according to sources is fit and well, would come back in a heartbeat - but hasn't been approached... @Loxm98?

People do that?!

Are you an ostrich?

Am I the only one who thinks celebrating the 10th anniversary would be completely tinpot?

The wheels should have been in motion well before she left if it was going to happen

Taking the piss

Absolutely no reason in the world for him to do it

F**king embarrassing