Bourbon Fox

Hopefully that's all rowett needs to see

When I was about 6 or 7 my grandpa used to take me to games. He had season tickets in the double decker, top deck, right above the goal. It was always a fairly strange experience because to me was impossibly old, and he had a strange tic where he'd be driving along constantly jabbing his finger forward as if he was pointing at the windscreen, and he'd make this sort of tutting sound as he did it Tu- *jab* tu- *jab* all the way up the A6. He was a fairly quiet, well-spoken man most of the time until one day when we were crossing Eastern Boulevard and he led me straight behind a car that was reverse parking. Coming from her blind spot, the woman didn't see us and reversed back about a foot before she noticed us between the cars and stopped. Grandpa went absolutely apeshit at the poor woman and ended up shouting at her, jabbing his finger through the window 'You don't reverse onto people! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!' in his posh, officer voice. Really stayed with me that did. Oh and one time I wasn't going to the football but I was racing a rowing boat on the river on a matchday and someone lobbed a big stone off Gimston Bridge and smashed up one of our opponents.

We promote?

Bloody hell

Given our transfer record over the last 5 years they were probably just trying to stop us embarrassing ourselves

We spent over £76m and got Kristiansen, Souttar, Coulibaly, Coady, Vestergaard and Faes

He can play as a particle or a wave

Sign him up

Have you seen the howlers he’s serving up at Monaco every week? The man’s a portable relegation

Looks like it, basically as soon as it got difficult. He’s already told us he was expecting an easy ride this ‘szn’

89th minute, massive game, pulled back from being down early and verging on a win that would take us out of the drop zone. Can't even be arsed to track a runner. He needs shooting in the car park for that.

Absolutely criminal, late in the game watching LT with 2 and just strolling along. I couldn't believe what i was seeing. RUN, MAN ffs. It's inexcusable.

Our defending is so bad we conceded twice against a team with 3 goals and 4 losses in their last 6, with 10 injuries

Mu Army

Stoke have 10 injuries

Seventeen million pounds

Young lads struggling

Owynn PA on RL says Fatawu didn't play against Saints because of an inflammation of his knee injury, presumed that's why he's not in the squad today

Gradually

I am mustering all my will to hope for a sea change. Likely it will come down to individuals, who makes the mistakes and who can grab a chance in a poor game.

It's a compilation of every time he touched the ball in a single match, in order of when they happened in the game. It's not a highlights reel, it's not even chosen touches from the game, it's everything he did in the whole game. There's loads on YouTube, it's really interesting watching edits of the greats, like every touch Iniesta had in a random league game or whatever. This is a man of the match performance, and he's in the thick of everything all game. I like how he moves things forward, some of his passing is a bit off but the strength and effort in that run down the line at about 2:20 is great to see.

Don't want to speak out of turn but I think it might be the two dozen previous games

I wonder how much extra damage was done running on that hamstring after he went down the first time

What a clown-haired shit merchant

Doesn't seem like there's much jeopardy, especially given that the PL have appealed too. Seems like a fairly obvious response. There's still the matter of the rule change, but I think if that wasn't a starter at the original hearing then we won't have much luck on appeal. I think mainly it's just a frustrating reminder of our pisspoor stewardship, something we'd like to see the back of. It's probably a fairly simple decision to appeal, especially seeing as we could easily get relegated by a point.