ceredigion

William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, Sean Connery, Billy Connelly, Rab. C Nesbitt, Colin Montgomerie, the Krankies, Gordon Brown, Rod Stewart, Alan Wells, Nicola Sturgeon, Andy Murray, Andrew Neil. Can you hear me, can you hear me? Your boys are taking one hell of a beating.

How soon can you start?

''Walsh who thumped a fellow player''. Walsh thumped loads of fellow players. He probably thumped more fellow players than you've had hot dinners. Definitely a Leicester legend.

Jamie as Player Manager.

That advert was filmed in Shaftesbury in Dorset.

I think Eddie Howe will get sacked in the close season.

If Tottenham win tonight, they will go into the last game knowing that they might need a big win, say 8 or 9-0 to overtake Villa on goal difference (if Villa only draw away at Palace) and finish 4th. Far-fetched I know, but their last game is away at Sheffield. I already fear for our 0-9 record.

Don't worry. That record will never be beaten. Even Sheffield united comfortably exceeded it this season.

Logically, we should want the weakest 2 teams of the remaining promotion candidates to go up with us, as we are more likely to finish above them next season in the PL. So definitely not Leeds and Southampton. I think the best case scenario for us is for Ipswich to finish 2nd and Norwich to win the play-offs.

It would have been a marriage made in heaven.

I saw my 1st game in '75 too. I'd have Walshie up there with him though. Wish they'd played together.

The first promotion season I remember was the 1979/80 season under Jock Wallace. That was better than this one. My favourite promotion season was 93/94 under Brian Little.

Match of the Day tonight is awful.

What about Jock Wallace's 1970/80 side?

0-4 now. Our only hope of the 0-9 record remaining intact is if the match is abandoned because of a pitch invasion or a sudden monsoon. Even if that happened though, it'd still have to be replayed at a later date.