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He’s so far off the required level.

It’s given me a new found appreciation for just how fvcking useless Cooper was.

It’s quite nice to be able to look forward to watching your football team again.

Has anyone checked on Alan Paris? He doesn’t look great.

Twitter is a shithole.

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STALKER 2: Heart of Chornobyl. You can see there's a potential GOTY contender in there somewhere, but it needed another year or so in the oven. Lots of jank, AI and performance issues. STALKER's much-loved A-Life system is currently disabled as they didn't get time to optimise it. The atmosphere and world-building is sublime, mind. But it's amazing it even got made in the first place given the devs are living through an actual war. Much like Cyberpunk, I think I'll come back to it in a year or two once they've had chance to patch it to its full potential.

No McAteer please. Bloke has the physical presence of a toddler and was absolutely dominated on Tuesday night.

Fully convinced he'll overtake Michael "Personality" Owen this season. And on the day he does it he'll be sporting the Owen Handlebar™ and during the celebration, rip his shirt off to reveal an enormous chest tattoo that says "NOT A NATURAL FINISHER".

Curious how Potter keeps disappearing from the panel when Ruud turns up.

One of the weirdest games you’ll see this season and better sides would tonk us, let’s face it. Defence is still a mess but looks better without bomb scare Faes. Feels better already though. Huge win. Ruud is our duud.

Such a weird game, this

Faes and Daka? Our squad is atrocious

Whole team just stood there ball watching.

I think I might have to drink.

Haha did you see those final 3rd pass stats? Hahaha

Ruud needs to stamp his authority at HT. Don’t be afraid to drag the shit. Too many of our managers have been soft. Let em know what is expected of them and change the game.

McAteer has been whack. Looks like a confused toddler who just ran onto the pitch at a men’s game.

Need to stop trying long balls to McAteer. He’s getting dicked every time.

Amazon are a dystopian nightmare, but this coverage… They’re actually talking about the teams playing. If this was garbage Sky they would’ve spent the last hour talking about how Manchester City lost at the weekend and I would’ve been charged £60 per month for the privilege.

That team is fine. He watched the same shower of shit we all saw on Saturday, I don’t blame him for trying something. He’s had one training sesh with them. Tonight is a free hit.

I'm all for speed bumps, but not on every residential road every 10 metres. Where I live they're absolutely everywhere. That combined with the atrocious state of the roads on this dump island meant my little car - which has pretty hard suspension - needed a new shock absorber in the summer at considerable expense.

I'd be more concerned if we didn't send him back as soon as the window opens.

Tyldesley and Townsend. Like the early 2000s ITV Champions League nights all over again. Apart from this will be more like Championship League, amirite?