SecretPro

Whoooosh

Should have sacked him when he had that domestic with his wife.

Andy King on the wing That's got to be the best joke of 2018.

You sir, are a chump.

Are people still not grasping the current market, especially when a PL club is involved? £2m is the 50 quid of 5 years ago practically.

Yeah my bad. Any contract extension is a joke though.

It depends what kind of work you do. Clearly. I work in a Government department, I express my dissatisfaction at decisions all the time, but in the end you have to get on with it, otherwise your out. Private sector might be different. For people who live a fanciful life where they can walk out of a job without a care in the world, fair enough. Unfortunately I have responsibilities. Also, there's a difference between my job and being paid £50k per weak to kick a ball about and warm a bench. Like Babs said, it was clearly about the money with Ulloa and so he can go and **** himself. Also, just so we are clear, I've never rated Ulloa as a footballer, especially as a premium league footballer, so I couldn't give a monkeys if he goes. It's about having the best players and the best team. Strange that on here people want to keep Ulloa but are happy to flog McGuire and Mahrez.

No, but I do. You were referring to your own job, as now am I.

All very well in a private company, not so much for a government department. Not sure why you feel the need to insult me personally?

In the real world you do as your employer tells you. I've been promised lots of things at work, they don't always happen. Why should football be any different? Do as your boss says and put up or shut up.

Don't agree with this at all. It had nothing to do with wanting to actually play football. If it did, why on earth would he sign a new 5 year contract knowing full well that he's nowhere near the first team. He didn't exactly get a lot of game time in the title winning season either, he has been more than happy to sit on the bench doing feck all and picking up his over-indulgent wages each week - he signed up for the same for the next 5 years. Screams money grabber to me. Regardless of what differences he had with Ranieri, kicking toys out the pram and saying you will never wear the shirt again is disrespectful to the club, the owners and the fans. I don't have time for that attitude. If your signing up to sit on the bench and collect your wages, don't have the sheer audacity to complain about it, if you want to play football, go back to the championship. Does he really think he's going to get game time ahead of Vards?

Good, seeya. Close the door behind you.

Joey Barton?

I'll pay him to go. Forever. And ever.

This still only on page 3. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC|√

After watching that this could be the 200 pager we have all been waiting for.

Amartey has been pretty good as cover for Simpson this time around, I'm not his biggest fan but he offers something at least. Drago shouldn't be in this list, he seems pretty solid to me if nothing else but what do you want from a CB? Benny is an icon but he ain't prem. Slim is 'fits and starts' defined, sometimes i watch him and think he's worth keeping, other times I just want him to close his mouth and move along. He moans like ****, he's occasionally lazy and his touch is that of a rapist but he can score goals (his goal to minutes ratio is decent) and I feel if we played as a 9 and we ping balls into the box constantly he would look the dogs but at present he doesn't fit our usual style of play. Ulloa offers nothing, I've seen faster roadkill, he doesn't use his size to his advantage, he never wins second balls, spends far to much time on the deck and to be totally honest hes a jumped up lanky **** that said he'd never play for the club again and obviously has no respect for the fans or the club, why we gave him another contract I'll never know and even if it's because he's a cheaper option of we move slim on I still don't care because he literally offers nothing. He turns up, keeps the bench warm and takes home a shit load of cash, how we ever thought he had the right to spit his dummy out and demand first team football is beyond me. Musa is dogshit, you're right. King, club legend, fans favourite, been here for centuries, nice man, team player, model pro yada yada but I agree that in reality he offers nothing except a back-pass, an invisibility cloak and the odd good gurn.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've read in 2018 so far. He made his first start after 6 months without competitive football, in a mish mash side lacking quality, on a dogshit pitch, with a game plan that appeared to include bypassing the midfield. You can judge him on 60 mins of total English football if you would like, you could also judge him on 10 minutes of premier league football (in which he actually look very composed and classy). Or you could judge him on his career so far... Talking of which, he's a European Championship winner and has plenty of other silverware to his name, he's scored a senior career 45 goals, most of those as club level (in around 200 appearances) as a CM and is highly rated. He is clearly also a very good professional, not spitting his dummy out once throughout the recent saga. You've literally referred to him as a 'flop' after 60 minutes of football, and given him a shit nickname, so when someone says you maybe clueless and odd I'd suggest they might be bang on the money. Is he better than Drinkwater? Probably...but let's see after more than 60 minutes shall we.

98 pages to go...

WHERE'S THE ****ING YOUTUBE VID

We sit awfully deep.

Fixed that for you.

Nah he's right, time to give Gray a full time role, otherwise what's the fecking point in ever buying youth.

Good shout. I'm sold.

Perfectly fine until one of the three in midfield gets injured. Then it's back to lord saviour Andy I'm loyal I'm kind but I can't play football for absolute shit King or Matty just having a 6 year lie down on the physio table James, as back up. Whoop.