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That we are shit and nobody fancies Europe?

Chasing a European spot, decide to go on holiday. Well done boys. I hope they hang their ****ing heads in Shame. Utter ****ing tripe.

Absolutely not good enough, we are just ****ing terrible. Vardy can do one today aswell, clearly on his summer holidays and given the ball away both times he's actually been arsed to touch it. Absolutely dreadful.

Absolute wank so far.

You are all a bunch of cum guzzling thunder c**** Is the window open yet?

Yeah, I'm just upset that Burnley are better than us. The premier league table doesn't lie unfortunately.

We don't have a hope in hell based on recent footballing performances, no N'didi for the next two, and Sean Dyche being a jammy gravel throat, whining poverty pleading ****.

He was shit last time out too to be fair. I like Shinji, but he's definitely getting worse and we now have much more proactive players in the squad that have a sense of direction and are able to stand up.

Puel won't make changes until the 89th min though.

Players look to have downed tools for the season as far as I can tell. Clearly none of them fancy playing in Europe.

Well all three have been dreadful so far. Pretty sure we have better players for all three positions.

We look wank. Shinji may as well not be in the pitch, Morgan is a lumbering slow mess, Albrighton non existent, Mahrez giving the ball away, Simpson why bother even trying to get forward. Zero penetration.

Good team apart from Wes, Simpson and Shinji

Bring back Shakey so we can all die of boredom and watch our team get relegated.

He's a poaching number 9. If we continue to play him as a 10 we will be saying the same shit in three years time.

My thoughts: Think we were pretty decent, especially second half, separated only by a (now common) Kasper howler. Subs too late, Nacho should have been off at half time. Please don't give Gray anymore game time, I know he only had 5 mins but Diabate is clearly a better option from this point onwards. We need a RB, Simmo is EXCELLENT as a defender and I rate him highly at what he does, but going forward he has literally nothing. Some being harsh in Chilwell today, thought he had a decent game, however I am increasingly aware that he has limited ability, not sure why he kept refusing to swing a cross in today. Nacho isn't the player we all wished he could be, but I don't blame him for that, he's a poaching number 9. NOT A 10. Wes, had a decent game but he's a fecking lump when chasing back now and come on, he's knocking on. Get Draggo in - remember those 5 clean sheets we kept? Puel - reluctant subs as always, slow start as is customary, hopefully he will rectify this next season's when he's had a chance to bring his own players in. People calling for his head are deluded. Imagine having Pardew in charge? Season isn't done, we should already have taken 7th but we love shooting ourselves in the foot. If we down tools now I'll be ****ed off. We need to start looking at keepers, sorry Kasper, you are a city leg-end and over the years have shown your worth but I think you may consider yourself better than you actually are.

Mandela effect

I've not watched an England game for three years. Is it still absolute garbage?

The dad was being a jebend but if you put yourself in the public eye these are things you need to learn to deal with.

Carragher is vile. Hope he gets his just deserts. Let Simmo have a word.

Oh I'm not blaming James, the manager picks the team, BUT we look so much more assured with Iborra in the middle, he also picks out some nice forward passes which James doesn't and he's an aerial threat. I can't really see what reason there could be to start James instead? I think that's what irks, it's not James fault that he's so limited

Well I hope that settles the James/Iborra argument. Anyone who thinks James is anywhere near Iborras level needs to take a look at themselves. Good result. Good game. Right team.

It's true, I saw him this morning working behind the counter in the garage on Welford Road, he overcharged me by 6p for a carton of soya milk. Seems he just wants a simpler life.

You get bonus points for your avatar.

Forgot to mention in the other threads, and I haven't seen many others mention it, but Albrighton was absolutely ****ing dreadful today and has been for MUCH of the season. Don't know why so many on here give him a pass, yes his effort is faultless most of the time but passing is shite, dribbling is shite and for someone who is supposed to be a good crosser, most of the time they are absolute shite. (Like all of his corners today) and as a RB or RWB....it's a no from me. Get Diabate in. From the start. (Cuz Gray is shit too).