SecretPro

Just look like they can't be arsed, for the second season a row. Needs something drastic.

Page and Monga should be starting games after today. Anything less is poor management.

Thomas is wank. Is that Scandinavian lad still here? Its going to be a long season.

Well, that's debateable but yes.

I'd rather we play Daka than Ayew. Genuinely.

Yes please. Dreadful player with zero technical ability.

So we've deduced he's not an impact sub. Not sure that sets him up to be an impact starter? Compare to how good Monga looked back end of last season.

Wouldn't say I've laid into him have I? I just said he might be pony. He's been hypes beyond belief for literally years now, hyped way before anyone even mentioned Monga and Monga is making an impact at 16. Not laid into him at all. Like I said, hope he proves me wrong.

He's been given enough minutes to make an impact. He hasn't made an impact. There must be a reason managers don't seem to fancy him. I really, really, really hope he can prove me wrong, I really do.

I get that, but he HAS been given some opportunities and he really, really hasn't made the most of them - I'm just wondering whether he actually can?

100%. Skipp cost us £25m. I reckon that takes the piss more than we had Uniteds pants down for slabhead and Chelsea for Drinkwater.

Think he might be pony. He's not even young anymore really.

My dead nan. Just lay her down on the half way line and see how we get on. Got more pace than Soumare at least.

One of our worst ever players when you take into account the length of time he's been here. Absolutely ****ing dreadful.

Should have waited for Rohl.

We know he's unprofessional, in fact, we know he's an absolute cock.

Most of our squad

We have some truly disgusting players.

Worse than those England Womens pens. Dreadful.

Looks like we'll be carrying on where we left off. I wish Marti luck, but most of these players are beyond redemption now.

Runs a lot, technically poor.

Soumare and Hamza are both so shite. How Hamza was a shoe-in for Captain before the season kicked off ill never know. Im not sure he's even a footballer.

Does this constantly, always has

Im not really a romcom kinda person, but years ago I did read One Day when it came out and enjoyed it. For some reason, after a few days of channel hopping through the absolute shit thats on telly at the minute and not really wanting to commit to yet another 8 series binge, I decided to put the netflix series on. I'll admit. It was pretty bloody good.

Ayew, Soumare, Skipp, Justin, Vesty, Mavidid off. Daka, Winks, Hamza, Nelson, Monga and literally anyone else on.