SecretPro

The one and only Bilal I've ever known was a 46 year old overweight, heavy smoking secretly gay Muslim guy who ate (pork) pepperoni pizza. I'm here for the ride and my expectations are low.

We need a ForFoxSake live stream NOW

Poor Bueno

He any good then?

Don't.

Thought we were signing Micah

The big difference being that Willian can actually play football.

ANNOUNCE BILAL

True, but potentially its our best 3 players scrapping it out for a place in a team with very little creativity.

Pre-season was pure jokes when it came to team selection. Genuinely believe Cooper had never watched us play before heading into pre-season.

So now we're dropping Fatawu? I just cant win

That's a shame. Bueno is already one of our best players, seems a waste to replace him already.

How do we fit Bueno and Bilal in the same 11?

This being shown anywhere then?

That NEEDS to be the song. Love a bit of bloodhound gang.

Oh, it's Jakub back to collecting wingers again

WTF do we need this for?

I've watched about 40 or so games. Well, clips from 40 or so games. OK, I've watched a 6 minute YouTube video.

After not being able to run (and sometimes climb the stairs) since the 11th thanks to all sorts of knee pain (mainly inner knee) I manage to get up and do 3.5k this morning at easy pace. God it felt good. Sure, I was full of NSAIDs and had knee sleeves on but still....

Top or Susan then?

Would never happen under Cooper. Where are BDCR and Ayew for starters?

Genuinely really really hope Everton go down this year. Its been on the cards for so, so long.

Great analysis of our performance on MOTD

May I present

Ooo look, its almost like you're exaggerating like I was to express your point? Crazy.