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The only difference between that and what we have already is that the dodgy geezers are Thai, not Russian.

Definitely. He has turned the hall light on and fuched off on holiday without even putting the bins out.

But if you look at the wingers he has signed for Everton and Burnley, he tends to favour left footed players on the left, right footed players on the right. Obviously there are a few exceptions but that seems to be a common trait as he looks for his wingers to be wingers and get crosses from wide which probably does rule out BEK on the left no idea think of it but I just don't see our current wide options being Dyche kind of wingers.

Dyche doesn't like wingers who drive forward, take men on and cut inside. He likes defensive minded wide players who play safe balls and put in crosses. Mav and Abdul aren't Dyche type wingers. Mcateer is 100% a Dyche kinda winger. If Bilal does stay, where does he play under Dyche? He doesn't play that sort of CM or a no.10. I reckon he would end up on the left.

Trying to imagine this current Leicester side under dyche. He'll definitely prefer some players over others. It'll be 442. Stolarcyck Justin. Coady. Souttar. Victor Mcateer. Winks. Skipp. Bilal Ayew. A NEW TARGET MAN ..... tell me that doesn't look like a Sean Dyche side. A back 4 that only looks too defend. Two wingers who don't go passed their man, just track back and whip in crosses. A defensive CM pairing who sit in front of the back 4 and a target man with someone like Ayew playing off him. I don't see him fancying players like Vesty, Faes, Ricardo, Mavididi, Fatawu, Monga, Alves or Daka.

My biggest worry about Dyche is that our most promising and talented group of players are our wingers. Monga, Evans, Alves, Fatawu, Mavididi. What Dyche team has played with wingers who drive forward, cut inside and take on defenders? He tends to prefer the Dwight McNeil type who rely on defensive work, crosses and safe passes backwards. What happens to the development of all those players when the very thing that makes them exciting is coached out of them?

You're assuming he will be on low wages AND it will only be a year contract... What is it about our business in the last 5/6 years that leads you to believe that will be the case?

If this is true, all it means is Mads is definately off but we knew that anyway.

I image Ruud would do better on there than in the dugout.

I hope to god not!

It's the injuries. I agree he has never had that extended chance to show he can fulfil his potential but he may just be one of those players who's body will never allow him to. It's a chance I don't think we can afford to take right now.

I can totally see us signing Rhian Brewster on a free. Obviously, I don't want this to happen but...

So would big Zuu.

I've always had mixed feelings on Stephy. Undoubtedly talented and exciting to watch but his decision making is so so poor.

I'm more convinced than ever that Ruud will be kept on.

This is worse than relegation.

Played the majority of last season either as a striker or a secondary striker. We absolutely need someone like that.

I don't think it's a contract as such due to his age but something along the lines of him committing to signing a contract when he turns 17.

I can't help but wonder if this is out of necessity and we won't see much in the way of incoming as well as notable players leaving so the likes of Silko Thomas, Aluko. Cartright, Monga, Evans, Cover, Braybrooke are going to be massively relied on this season.

At last I can get excited about the prospect of his ability! I wouldn't let myself get too attached when there was a very real possibility of losing him for nothing!

We ABSOLUTELY need a LB. VK and Thomas have both demonstrated during the majority of their time here that they are just not good enough. One will need to go with a better option coming in. My vote would be VK to go and Thomas to stay. All our RBs have shown that they can play LB at some point but more recently, JJ hasn't even shown that he can play RB never mind anything else and Ricardo can't stay fit enough to play football full-stop. LB would be one of my most immediate needs.

Would rather Josh Brownhill on a free.

Today is the day that we have officially been relegated. So you are saying that you believe relegation clause kick in the minute it's mathematically confirmed? So Southampton players got paid less in April? And yes, I believe teams who sack their manager straight away, prioritise getting a new manager in ASAP over the money they will lose.

You said it WOULD be in his contract but you said the month we sacked him wouldn't make a difference to his pay out. This is the bit I'm disputing because depending on what month we sacked him dictates wether or not the relegation clause has kicked in.

Ofcourse it will. The pay out won't be a set amount. It will be in direct relation to his wages and if his wages decrease following relegation then so will the pay out.