tom27111

This is fvcking horrendous. We might as well be playing with 10 men with Daka on the pitch. He's utterly woeful. A few others have been shite too.

So you'd take third over second?

Nope. Ipswich win is the best outcome. Why would you want the team in third to gain a point? First and second go up, what position out of those you finish in is totally irrelevant. The reward is the same. Build that gap to third place. Worst thing that can happen is a Leeds victory.

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Our best hope is we keep winning.

Leeds winner incoming

Ipswich lead

Made the burgers too thick (hence the charring). It was about 4 times the height of a Big Mac, had to dislocate my jaw to take a bite

Pork cooked medium/rare? There's a big debate apparently? Could only be on specific cuts I guess.

I will do. Done them before, they're really good. Here's the patties, ready for the griddle. Basically 1/4 pounders. 1.5kg of beef did me 12 burgers. I always make extra and freeze some. Just seasoned with salt and pepper, keep it simple.

You wouldn't recommend this then?

Fake-away Big Macs tonight! Just about to make the burger patties.

This is the greatest piece of live television in the history of the world.

Yeah, the press are just going "poor old Newcastle, they're tired" This is just from the BBC website report...

Just said to my Mrs: " I hope you look like Kylie when you're 55" She looked at me like this...

Been banned from making a roast dinner until Xmas day. I feel lost on a Sunday afternoon without the excuse to get away from the family to cook for hours Might start smoking again.

I've not watched the second half, making dinner. Are commentators and the media still saying "Newcastle are tired, you have to feel for them'. What a ridiculous narrative. So what if they've got injuries, they knew what lay ahead.

Or...

Got to unravel a whole toilet toilet roll, tie it around things in the room, like light fittings, door handles? Come on, you can spare one, you're still working through the 800 you panic bought during lockdown 1.0

I got out of the car wrong at Sainsbury's and have slipped a disc. It enters my top 4 ways of slipping a disc at number three. Number one remains closing the curtains too quickly, number two is a non-mover for getting out of bed wrong and sneezing too hard moves down to number four. I've self medicated with some muscle relaxants, also known as a bottle of red wine.

Ref has had a shocker there for the Ayew red card. Most blatant attempt at evening up a game that I've ever seen.

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My one piece of advice is make sure the cam belt has been changed. They're notorious on Golf's, will last anywhere from 60k to 100k. If its not been done, you're looking around £500 to change it, or if it snaps as you're driving, you might as well wave goodbye to your £5200.

I can't find a concrete answer on it. It seems that he's enrolled and started it, but I don't think that's enough to satisfy the Premier League criteria. Who knows!