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Miles Lewis Skelly sounds like a law firm

Was on it for about a year back in ‘08 Definitely turned me into a zombie tbh, never felt like myself. Just in a permanent state of fog and haze. Weaned myself off and had therapy instead which worked for me.

Can’t believe no one has mentioned onions. Potato, then butter, beans, cheese, onion on top is the correct answer.

Steady on old chap.

Oooh, nice one - enjoy. Did I mention I'm going to the Masters in April?

Thank mate. One of the properties we're viewing on Thursday in the next village went on the market last May at £700k. It's been reduced twice since and now on at £600k. Needs a bit of work doing and I've already teed the agent up that we might offer £550k if it ticks the boxes and he reckons we've got a good chance of getting it at that. It's been interesting to see the market around here 'correcting' itself as everything's been well over valued since Covid.

We've had our house on and off the market for the last 18 months. We keep changing agents because most of them are shite but we eventually found a decent one (good fella/Boro fan) and listed with them about 2 weeks ago. Had three viewings and accepted an offer at our asking price on Saturday. Not sure what the market is like in Leics but down here in rural Bucks the prices have tanked in the last 2 years. We've sold at 20% less than what we had it advertised for in Sept '23 The good news is that it's all relative, so properties round here that we want to upgrade to have also come down significantly. The bad news is that having enjoyed being mortgage free for the last few years, we've now got to get another one - but needs must. Looking at four potential properties on Thursday and then hopefully making a decision. Let the fun and games begin...

Sounds like a Bond movie

Typical

One of the worst United teams I can remember. They’re not even a team, just a collection of mainly foreigners with weird names.

Arse

Air shots, foul throws, 100k a week

We scored

Funny really, all the hate on Ayew yet he gave me my favourite moment of the season so far with that 97th minute winner at Southampton. Will always be grateful for that I suppose.

Wilf playing like he hasn’t played for a while

Why is Ian Wright wearing a bin bag?

RVN does speak well I think. Might ultimately not be successful here but he comes across as bright and intelligent to me.

I'm really keen to try this but can't find it for less than £45 I'll have to stick to whatever equivalent Tesco have on Clubcard offer or Amazon Prime reduced down to £30 (Glenmorangie 12 atm)

Mate, I'm 8 and a half stone wet through. It's my two teenage kids who eat like horses. But even the basics seems to cost a fortune these days. It's mad.

Supposedly but I'll believe it when I see it. Doesn't help when you get idiot players like Higgs and Dahmen taking their shirts off whipping up a riot. I know I'm old skool/traditional when it comes to golf but the "it's O.K. cos it's only one week a year" excuse is getting boring. I had a ding dong about it on Twitter a few years ago with Jason Sobel who's a writer for the Golf Channel. Nob.

It feels like inflation is biting my ass at every opportunity. Everything seems to be going up in price and our weekly food bill is getting out of control.

The WM Phoenix Open is probably my least favorite PGA tour event of the year. I can see why Rory, Tommy, Xander, Collin and Viktor give it a massive swerve. 200,000 pissed up yanks chucking beer cans, stripping off, and generally being rowdy, gobby cvnts. Save all that shit for LIV please.