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Martin couldn't turn a corner without reversing, doing a 5 point turn, reversing further etc. This joke was brought to you by the DVLA.

Not sure if it's the same in England, but I can watch this on bet365, if you have an account.

Also after a body of water...

Grabbed the bull by the horns and took his chance. Out the squad for the next game I reckon.

Frederiksberg Kommune, down the road from me in Copenhagen has an urban planning policy that you must be able to see at least one tree from your apartment or house, which is in itself the most Danish thing I could imagine.

Chuffed to bits Ed Sheeran’s tour has fell apart, pedestrian, on the fence, ham sandwich meal deal, spineless fanny.

HMS Shit the bed

Keeper nowhere near it

One more season of his mad relative

Pretty sure they are embroidered, my FCK one is.

Long sleeve shirts are back baby!

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

FC København, 150 year anniversary shirt paying homage to “Kjøbenhavns Boldklub” one of the two teams that merged to form FCK. Funnily enough I am playing against Kjøbenhavns Boldklub on Sunday.

Stop to talk bullshit, he's a club legend in his own right...

To be fair, so do I.