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But of course,

If you don’t think FIFA and third world confederations and national football authorities are corrupt, you still believe in the Easter bunny. I’m hoping that precedents where CAS has ruled in favor of results and referees’ decisions made on the field, will have them reverse this backroom re-litigation by CAF.

Every known form of matter in the universe is superior to our defense.

We're down.

QPR are also rubbish. And here we are trailing them at home. Reality bites.

BANGER!

Get a clue. Tudor takes a very young backup keeper in who hasn't got a single minute of PL or FA Cup match time this season, and by all reports, wasn't tearing it up in training. Puts him in at the Metropolitano in an Champions League elimination round match, behind a pathetic defense, against an in-form European giant. The kid (shocker) is unready and makes a couple of bad mistakes. So what does Tudor do? Not only subs him immediately, but shuns him as he comes off. Spurs paid over 10M for a promising baby GK. A drowning manager in miles over his head, who won't last two more games, just took that investment down with him for no defensible reason, by taking his own indefensible decision and making it worse. He claimed in his presser to be protecting the kid, when the whole world clearly saw the opposite. As as bad as man management gets. Pathetic!

Now that Tudor has destroyed his young backup keeper ... I am desperate for Vicario to get red carded in Spurs next match. That might be the Spursiest thing of all time.

Game in the balance, so … bring on Ayew and Choudhury. What else needs said? Incredibly fortunate that Ipswich were as clumsy in attack as Hamza in defense, and that the ref swallowed his whistle.

We are a slasher film. You know what's going to happen, you just don't know when.

no possession and no threat of attack defenders all watching the ball substitutes too late this is the new and improved Leicester City? Seems awfully familiar

"Championship Patson Daka" would be too generous

Daka, assist Thomas Just business as usual

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We are perpetually a danger to ourselves

Daka remembered his blindfold and clown shoes today.

The repo man should come for the ponies the same day he comes for the club.

I just checked out the fighting cock for a bit of joy, for the first time in a year or two. Had to chuckle at a few of the posts. But ... not a lot of joy in reading the same stuff anybody could read in here, or the forum of any other club dragged so far down by its owners. Not to mention, Spurs are the club that sold us Winks and Skipp for a combined £30M plus. Even if their owners are more parasitic, NOBODY'S owner is as incompetent as Top. Still hope they go down.

Yeah, we’re evolving

Is this common?

Done. although the time jokes are the bright spot in the thread!

The last Burnley goal chalked off ... everything that is wrong with VAR. VAR didn't have to ruin watching the football. It could have been used only to correct significant errors that replay made obvious, and where changes proved necessary, improved. But almost every change has made it worse in terms of delays, obfuscation and outright mistakes, which should NEVER happen with video review. PGMOL and the PL have managed VAR as well as Top and Rudkin manage a football club.

The home side in middling form lately, but still challenging for an automatic spot. I don't have much to say about this, except I expect to add three points to their tally. But why not start a pre-match thread before I fade out of here.

From second best, to bad, to worse, to execrable. All in a mere 90 minutes.

@Phil Mitchell counting on you to have something good cued up, because there's a lot of people here ready to drink bleach