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“MASTERS CHEZ IZZY” - Take (1) golf-crazed Brit. - Rinse in the rain at Augusta National. Then let rest a few days. Its internal temperature will rise as the restraint begins to break down. This may alarm the kitchen staff, but is normal. - Add (1) absolutely prime Rory. In a hot pan, sweat several strokes away. - Control the heat for the next two rounds until a blinder is played. At this point the dish may look finished, but the internal temperature is difficult to control. All depends on the final day of cooking. - To finish the dish, alternate between a red-hot burner and an ice bath for several hours. Note to cooks: Unfortunately, the end result is impossible to predict.

How exactly do these BBC player ratings work ??????

I’ll be damned. An enjoyable match. Almost forgot the feeling.

WATER FOUND IN THE DESERT !!

Coady stepping into Faes' spot seamlessly,. Brainless.

Nothing left of hope for this season Nothing left of Vardy Nothing left of this club as we knew it.

We've ruined Buonanotte

Please ... just get everyone out safely and blow up the KP It'll never see another City goal anyway

Heaven has much to learn from experienced heads like our CBs. Just let the attacker run by you, and you'll never pick up a knock.

Just two days out from the start of the season (Opening Day in mid-March … in Japan ?! No more justifiable than staging PL fixtures in the US.) I suspect my Guards will be about a third place side this year. I like the Royals in the AL Central, and the Tigers should be ready to make a move. My betting buddy spends spring training studying the clubs before he wagers on win totals. His play this year is the Brewers over 87-1/2, which baffles me. But last year he was on the A’s over 56 and the Guardians over 79. When you cash these type of bets in August, you look like a genius. I do think the Dodgers are increasingly a problem. Hoarding. the best players two deep is not healthy for the sport. Asia loves them, a lot of casual “fans” here too, but the NFL has proved that a more evenly competitive league with engaged local fan bases sustains the most interest in the long run.

So bad they look about 3 levels above us.

The ultimate weapon.

If we had a decent CB instead of Faes we would at least have drawn. Really shame Vesty was at the doggie spa.

Wout Faes facing a shot: "Make yourself as small as possible"

Chelsea fans increasingly taking that position.

Like many smart, veteran players, he sprints only when he has to sprint. The problem is that he is not a smart, veteran player.

He speaks for all of us.

Yeah. My thumb pivoted away from the "off" button.

And with that, Mads secures his summer transfer to Stamford Bridge.

I won't support any club. Every year, watching football feels more like ingesting weak poison that nauseates but doesn't kill you. But you just know it's doing damage to your system. Even my little obsession with LCFC could turn out to have an expiration date.

A no-midfield strategy? Do everything you can to nick the ball while Sanchez is rolling it around with his CBs, and if that doesn't work, it'll be in our box in no time, so have seven primarily defensive players there getting in each other's way.

Not the one that counts.