Realist Guy In The Room

This would be an upgrade on Daka. I know that’s not saying much, but given the position we’re in, gotta take it.

Yeah but you can never have too much room.

Hamza driving home after?

Just to be clear. If we sign him and he’s crap, i’ll be on here slating it quicker than my ejaculation if I had 5 seconds with Megan Fox.

I don’t disagree with you but in the market we’re in, another body that can come on for half an hour and be 20% more effective than McAteer is as much of an improvement that we can hope for.

Its not inspiring but it is the type of signing that could result in the gaining of some vital points. If we stayed up by a point for instance, the Ayew equaliser at Ipswich makes his signing worth it. It’s a bit of a moneyball approach but at this stage is probably realistic. We can’t attract a winger that will walk into the starting line up and rack up goals and assists immediately.

That may be the case but it doesn’t necessarily mean that’s the definition of Marcus Rashford. It may just be the case that for whatever reason, at Man Utd he’s lost his way. It’s not like there are no examples in the history of football where a player has left a club with their fans, management and the wider public (although i’m not sure why there’s so much public disdain for him) saying good riddance, then he appears at another club and becomes the mustard.

I hear you but given how things are now and have been for the last few years, any chance we get to ship out the gash we should embrace like a long lost twin.

Thought exactly the same.

We’re not doing anything. Not a serious club anymore.

Come on Fulham. £1m? Seriously? Worth it.

If this is all true, fair play to RVN. These guys (including Vards i'm sorry to say) need bringing down a peg or two.

This seems likely. RVN doesn't seem the type to lose his shit over something like that straight away so there probably is background. Either way, lets not be hypocrites here. The one thing these players need is a bollocking and if they can't handle it, then they can't handle a relegation battle so it's best they go.

Christ we’ve swapped places with Forest.

Especially as he had a broken back at the time.

This will probably end up like the decision to sack Cooper and bring in RVN. Half a good decision.

Sell. He’s not reliable injury wise and that will only get worse.

His ‘Happy Mothers Day’ interview doesn’t get anywhere near enough props.

He’s one of those players that is so ****ing painful to watch. You just know he’s limited but still can’t believe how bad he is at everything. Has no features as a player that makes me want to see him play again.

DeVries i’ll give you but not the other two. Daka is a lot worse.

It must be really hard for Daka. Can’t imagine being a striker and being as bad at it as he is.

Such a shit, uninspiring link.

He’s an average championship winger. Perez was 10 times the player but got 100 times the stick that Kasey gets.

This will be a really difficult one to take. Ange has brought these to SPL standard, yet they’ll still be light years ahead of us.

Looking good in a pile of shit isn’t that difficult. He looks like the kind of signing Southampton would make and we’d be all, ‘We should be all over this FFS’, then in 20 games time be saying we missed a bullet. Not saying he wont get better, just can’t see anything special at the minute.