Realist Guy In The Room

*Said in a really whiney voice* Muh. But you gorra give him a chance Get Him Gone

No. Sack him now.

It'd be typical for him to turn out to be dogturd.

To go from Enzo who had a clear as crystal plan on how he wanted to play (whether you liked it or not, you can't deny this) to this guy just had disaster written all over it. He's gash and needs to go. We will have to wait and I doubt the board (due to their utterly spineless nature) will act until he's done a hell of a lot more damage. I actually hate Cooper.

That was bollocks. Everton at points were stroking it around us like we weren’t there. Absolutely embarrassing.

People were actually wanting this guy to replace Enzo last season.

100% This. He needs to go.

They are gonna fookin slaughter us. Szmodics hat trick and bad jizz everywhere on the post match forum.

This. ‘Cooper Out’ protest after.

Lets be honest. We’ve gorragerrimin.

Thats what all ITK say.

I thought out of the two of them, it would be Fatawu that settled quicker into the league. Mavididi looks completely at home.

Literally spilt coke all over myself reading that

Maresca tried Ndidi as a 10 against glorified binmen. Cooper is just awful.

After Maresca having such a stringent system of play, it was always going to be difficult for a manager to come in. However. Even taking that into account, I cannot see what his game plan is. On the ball there never seems to be any more than one viable passing option and off the ball, the press is completely disjointed if at all existent. Ricardo would provide a solution to all of this through his general play, game knowledge and leadership qualities all of which we saw in abundance last year. On the evidence of pre-season and the first three games, i’d be amazed if Cooper is still here come the end of the season.

I wish I could see that, I really do and i’d very much like to be on here in a few games time, eating a massive slice of shit pie. Pretty sure there’s just going to be reinforcement of the notion that Cooper was a disastrous appointment.

So very average.

We’ve mostly been rubbish in the three games. Even when we’ve looked ok, we very much look like a Championship side ‘giving a good account of themselves’. Our best players from last season are looking pretty rank, needing too much time on the ball and the passing is just atrocious. Todays game we really saw what a mountain we have to climb. John McGinn is a very average Premier League midfielder yet was light years above anything we had on the pitch.

Never going to happen at this stage which is a shame. Good player.

If he signs the media team should do his reveal video to the tune of ‘Its raining men’

No.

Whilst I don’t think much of him as a player, if a replacement isn’t happening, this is just ridiculous.

The ‘getting better from not playing’ argument is perpetuated when people say things like, ‘his movement it exceptional’. He scored a couple of good goals against pretty crap opposition when he first came into the team and then proceeded to fade like a pair of black jeans from Fame Fashions.

Faes is shit.

Soz