Realist Guy In The Room

We’re obviously not going to sign him. Zaha, Hlozek, Greek guy. This is just a prelude to disappointment.

Really disappointed that this is who we're looking at. I mean, i've no idea who he is or if he's any good, but i'm really disappointed.

Do they? That is truly amazing.

This is more likely

If it was Ayew coming on instead of Soumare last night that would have improved that situation no end. Bit of a Moneyball signing.

He would have had offers no doubt. To think otherwise is only to promote bias.

Ndidi and Hamza make sense for different reasons. Ndidi needs no time to settle in, acclimatise etc. He’s good to go and is definitely a mid to lower half Prem player. If we go down, he becomes a saleable asset. If we go down, Hamza is a top half Championship player. This season, he’ll be a break glass in case of emergency player and if by some minor miracle we survive, he’ll be sold to a Championship club. For a change, these decisions to me look thought out and planned. Rudders is still a pure bellcheese though.

Moaning. The cornerstone of modern football support. This would be a dreadful signing if we were in the top 6 pushing for Champions League, but guess what??? We aint. In our current situation, this is probably as good a signing for our midfield as we could hope for. If we land Ayew and if the Zaha mess gets sorted, we give ourselves a good chance to survive. Soule, Hlozek, the Greek guy. Absolute pie in the sky transfer attempts. Survive this year and MAYBE next year that profile of player we can target. For now, think of an over elaborate chant for Skipp that about 200 people in the stadium will sing. We are what we are.

****s sake. With Souttar being loaned out, the ‘G’day Skipp’ reveal video is out.

Mavididi isnt half the player unfortunately

Come on guys. It's a nice kit. But who gives a shit?

Or, 'Rudkin went to hit the panic button but Hoffenheim got there first'

I've hit the button, broken it, called an engineer out to fix it, found out the part is from China, waited 6 weeks for the replacement, called the engineer again, replaced the button and hit it again.

Break out the free donuts.

I don’t get how he’s getting worse. Generally people improve at their jobs over time.

WHY ARE WE SO SHIT AT THIS???

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Gutted about this. He’s the type of player (a right bastard) that if we’d have had the last few years, we wouldn’t have gone down and wouldn’t have bottled the Champions League.

What makes you say that? He had a great season last year so you’d think he’d have plenty of clubs clamouring for his signature, yet he’s still at Blackburn.

God can you imagine how many we’d lose by?

He smoked Kasey McAteer at Ping Pong the other day though.

Fact

We pumped nuff dollar on Islam Slimani and didn’t even attempt to play him regularly.

So what you're saying is, he's the nu-Messi? GERRIMIN!!!

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