Daggers

*@Raj opens a Twitter account

The internal damage caused by the last fourteen years is nigh on irreparable. They've killed off the centre right and rendered them homeless, they've failed to appease the rabid headbangers and formed Reform, there's nothing there but a name and a Wiki page detailing the history. Their only hope for the future is a coalition of fruitloops under some kind of PR system in the future. Starmer wants to give children a vote, Sunak wants to put them in prison for refusing to fight in a war that doesn't exist yet. WTAF is going on? The death of 20th Century politics, that's what. Meanwhile Putin is pissing himself.

Pick an A380 with a bar

I use pupper as a term for doggo. My 9yr old is a pupper 😁 We got our Springer before last from the RSPCA, he was a lovely lad. No idea what he’d been through but he instantly imprinted on the wife and it took years for him to be comfortable with me.

Shout me if you want a road bike instead/as well - I’ve got a Giant medium doing nothing you can have. Bought it secondhand for £100 about six years ago so it owes me nothing.

New puppers really help with the heartache of loss. The process of proving yourself worthy is also very cathartic.

Bike theft is mad at the moment, don’t reckon I’d ever take one into a city.

What kind of bike are you after - and what size?

Every. Single. Time. I’m convinced my passport is marked. It never scans and I’m always dicked about with by passport control. Last time I’d spent four hours drinking wine in a German lounge before being fed copious wines on the flight. I was, ahem, slightly loquacious with the officers - proving my nationality with a clear but slightly slurred grasp of the vernacular.

I am going to Turkey.

I wish I remembered the thread where enjoyfball.com was recommended just so I could send that man a bill. Had the “Thai quality” 3 birds Ajax shirt arrive. Not only is the quality completely minging, it would struggle to fit a Biafran child with anorexia. My hunt for a decent version goes on.

Garth Crooks - you don’t even need to be able to conjugate a sentence or know anything about the game to make it as a pundit.

It’s odd, I don’t really bear much malice towards Holloway for his stint with us whereas the bile I reserve for Rodgers is nigh-on bottomless. I’d celebrate if he met severe misfortune - like a full party. Absolutely loathe him like no other ever connected with the club.

We aren’t the only club. At least I’m guessing we aren’t as I can’t make out almost everything he says. @The Bear, can you translate?

That would entail owners leaving the full details of their bike strapped to it prior to theft.

It’s like school summer holidays. Who fancies coming down the park to smoke tabs and drink cider?

It died.

In other news:

I've unblocked Barton just so I can watch the inevitable implosion and renewed grift following defeat in the courts. What goes through the head of someone to send Barton money to his gofundme? He's raised £16,241 ffs! Hopefully this is just added on to the top of the final judgement so he's left sorely out of pocket. The decent thing is that he's too stupid to settle so he's going to be landed with Vine's full costs.

Why is every Wymsey post now like a “You won’t believe what this doctor says cures cancer” or “The top ten matchday hacks Jon Rudkin doesn’t want you to know”?