Daggers

She drinks that yellow stuff in tins. She’s an idiot.

Yes, but dead from the excitement of a thrilling win. It’s dead birds you should be looking out for because we’ve turned our fortunes around. 0-4 to the Foxes.

So, the club continues to move slower than a glacier on issues that concern actual fans and a Trust member in Row 10 of the Kop can’t see Filbert clapping the players out. Meanwhile, slaps on the back all round for getting Norwich to only charge £11 more than any ticket should ever cost. Brilliant work, everyone. See you again in six months when Big Susan will again have an unavoidable prior engagement and send her apologies. Up the KPFC! 👏

Really? I bloody hope not.

Mods. 😡

I hate the game. Got to the endish point where the thing happens and you have to do stuff, but some twat got caught in the crossfire and every single NPC wearing a UC badge and carrying a gun wants to kill me. Got into the ship to go to the place and space is teaming with angry ships blowing me to fvck instantly. No save, so I’ve had to bite the bullet and scrap the last few days and lose levels and the great gear I hoarded. Absolutely hate this game.

Chrome, you freak. Always Chrome.

These two, probably, as part of my afternoon focus playlist

For people not watching, this is why the West sides with Israel.

Sacked for buying two sandwiches, and yet Cabinet members appear to be able to do almost anything and retain their jobs. Maybe it’s time to change how we employ our political masters? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67121456

Still no. And it will remain no until there's white stuff on the ground.

You realise it was a joke, right? Anyway, he's got a PhD in swearing at people from the school of hard knocks. Doesn't make him footy Einstein. Behaving like that makes him a complete pr1ck.

That is top drawer - I could do with a pair of them.

"Conservatives" is a very generous term for them.

The blame shifting reminds me of someone...

New MP for Wellingborough

Delighted for my Polish chums today.

If a bear isn’t being punched in the tits then I’m out.

Best thing is you’d believe they got hammered 18-0. But it was 2-0. Just ridiculous. 😂

And yet you’d be fine having a wank.