Daggers

I used to get up in the morning at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work. And when I got home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah.

It’s the LCFC way; you can enjoy something - but not too much. It demands you ask of yourself, did I really actually :lol or did I simply smile? Also, all too frequently, research found people are posting the crying emoji when they aren’t in tears.and the trophy emoji is often used to say ‘well done’ and not ‘thank you’. I’m sure you’ll agree, this is completely out of order. You should’ve been here for the one glorious day we had a dislike option.

Given he was hunted at Celtic, it’s probably the only player’s name Rudkin remembered when Cooper asked him to get a striker in. The fact that Brenda was interested ought to have been warning enough.

Police helicopters and police sirens

They made Kettering buy tickets in advance on their stupid app. I’d burn clubhouses to the ground for that alone.

The world was announcing postponements last night and first thing. Banbury? Oh no, we’re going to make you wait as long as humanly possible. Then they refuse to respond to tweets or emails asking for a refund because they made us pay up front. I don’t like Banbury.

Peterborough absolutely incandescent about a Thursday slot. No public transport and a school night, it’s pretty fvcking awful from the FA.

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As you didn’t address a single issue that countered your nonsense, and that you then agree with a bigoted racist posting complete horseshit, I think the conversation is over.

The refuge of those who prefer anecdotal evidence according with their confirmation bias over facts Sir Polydore de Keyser, conservative capitalist mayor of London, failed to catch Jack the Ripper. Tory, Sir Jonathan Lionel Percy Denny was mayor of London and allowed Jack the Stripper to murder six sex workers. I think that says it all.

ULEZ is an improvement. Air quality has improved to unprecedented levels. This is only bad if you don’t give a shit about public health, especially developing lungs in children. https://www.london.gov.uk/programmes-strategies/environment-and-climate-change/environment-and-climate-change-publications/air-quality-london-2016-2024 High St retail is a global issue experienced by all with developing online services…but still one that is misunderstood and exaggerated. Apportioning blame for national and international factors to a local mayor is a bit stiff imo. Reports of Street Retail’s Demise Are Greatly Exaggerated - https://www.cbre.com/insights/viewpoints/reports-of-street-retails-demise-are-greatly-exaggerated And crime? “Gun crime ‘Under Sadiq Khan, gun crime has soared by 2,500% in just one year,’ claimed Tottenham Conservative Association – several of whose members have stood as Tory candidates in local elections – in a recent post on X. It referred to the scandal as the “Khan crime wave”. The statistic was repeated in a Daily Telegraph article in January. The figure is shocking – and untrue. It originated in a flawed analysis of Home Office data by the Daily Mail, which later retracted the claim and acknowledged its error.” https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/26/fact-check-has-sadiq-khan-really-overseen-a-surge-in-london So, that leaves you with “a punchable face”, and I’m willing to bet far more people would find the previous mayor’s face far more punchable.

What's got worse?

Precisely what did they get right?

I do love their work

I need a tree update

The passive aggressive removal of other decorations from the tree is a complete winner. Maybe add a random note to the tree? If it needs to be further escalated then I fully support your decision to cut bits off the tree until it becomes a festive twig.

No Score Draw have an updated mug in time for someone’s stocking…

Him and his team were excellent, Cobblers are going to struggle to find anyone as competent and decent imo.

Peaks to the Cobblers before the 3rd Round has kicked off?

The majority of Belgians are not statuesque, more they resemble bit part characters in Asterix tomes - with ruddy complexions and bloody minds. You don’t want a Belgian manager. No sir.

Its true https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4342156/ All Dutch people are tall. All tall people command greater respect than shorter ones. I think this is because dragarses live their lives closer to hell and get all pugilistic in car parks and queues. You know what you’re getting with a tall Dutch bloke: chips and mayonnaise, lager and a little bit of casual racism.