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Deviant list: Jattdogg

They shaved my stomach prior to my op. The hair growing back is itching like a bastard. So, my question: why doesn't my head itch when I shave it and how on earth do you perverts who landscape your genitals manage to survive?

Poland Hungary Belarus Russia Italy ...And you could tag Finland, Slovakia, Croatia, the Netherlands and the Czech Republic. And you could pencil in France and Sweden.

1st Round Draw is on Monday, BBC 2, 7pm

*Man tries to extinguish fire by throwing petrol on it

This web provider only has a single remote terminal hook-up to the local ESU computer centre.

I want Brum or Wrexham at home...but I'll take any side still hunting for its first win to boost our chances of making it to a big 3rd round side.

And then it didn't.

Insurance day in 21 days. I've heard nothing from my insurer. They told me that because they don't have my bike on their system - a full year after we went through this bollocks - they can only quote when the underwriter gets back to them. Amazingly a compare the market returned a set of quotes for my incredibly rare 2022 Africa Twin DCT. I switched.

What, that I'm working on a Saturday?

Absolute result for Harbs, that

Named for the injury I sustained to my operation wound when celebrating! Two more goals to the competition's top scorers.

Working normally on my Mac

One more goal for the competition's leading all-time scorers - and one step closer to Monday's draw.

New meece batteries required or a whole meece upgrade required imo

Brilliant stuff. More pointless gash for the brainless that continue to support that pathetic anodyne division. They really need to introduce the old MLS penalty dash to eliminate draws too.

Robert’s could’ve prevented that just by doing his one job.

Absolutely disgusted to find out it’s tech issues and not the site overloaded because Cooper’s gone.

Halfway through Threads and the wife says to me, "I don't remember some of this." "It's not a documentary, woman." I've no idea how we've remained married, I really haven't.

No one called Zak is getting any kind of message put up just in case

Clearly just needs more time.

Well enough to eat another 😁

They are good - and completely not responsible for me being hospitalised at the weekend after eating some.