Daggers

An absolute belter

Phew!

No kneejerk reaction here. Said at the outset he was a really, really shit appointment. He's a gash Gareth Southgate. I hope everyone who hated Maresca is now deliriously happy - this is what you wanted.

The FA Cup's leading all-time scorers are through to the next round! What a season.

Depends how much they're paying Arsenal a month to have him, I guess.

Doors - Doors Sex Machine - James Brown Strangers In The Night - UFO Brothers In Arms - Dire Straits Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere - Neil Young Plastic Letters - Blondie Surfer Rosa - Pixies It’s Alive - The Ramones The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks 2112 - Rush King of the Delta Blues Singers - Robert Johnson The Cars - The Cars The Eminem Show - Eminem Beatles For Sale - The Beatles Revolver - The Beatles White album - The Beatles Taking Tiger Mountain - Brian Eno For Your Pleasure - Roxy Music Pink Flag - Wire III - Peter Gabriel Live - Peter Gabriel (if only for the version of I Go Swimming) Weeper -Weezer Unplugged - Nirvana (their best album) Transformer - Lou Reed Magic and Loss - Lou Reed Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd The Very Best of Joan Armatrading - Joan Armatrading Love Bites - Buzzcocks Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins The Black Album - Metallica

If you sent Rudkin out to buy a caravan

I'm about to eat a cum sorbet and I just can't hide it.

They're coming...

I. So wxcited

And there goes the thread as the rainbow phobic posters join in.

If Babylon's marriage is anything like mine then he'll embrace this option.

When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy you know he was a real bad kid

I said I'm tired Come get me off the merry-go-round

Some might say you get what you've been given If you don't get yours I won't get mine as well

Some might say we will find a brighter day

NGL I have missed this level of quality FT banter. It's really gone downhill under Top, but this is the resurgence I've been hoping for.

5Live - he's having a medical

It’s an idiocracy

Continued evidence that a Top 5 is impossible

I no longer voice my opinions about Morrissey as he has never voiced his opinions about me.

Literally, there are four of them who follow me everywhere, never sleeping, never stopping. I’ve got used to it by now, but the wife still struggles from time to time. Makes it awkward at the cinema and funerals so I don’t tend to go to them anymore, and it causes arguments when we go for a meal for two and have to request a large table. And some people think their lives have problems.