Daggers

Clearly expecting tasty lads from Harbs to turn up given the slightly excessive security numbers here today.

It certainly isn't our ground

I think it'll all be twat haircuts, lines of coke and phones in the air with bankers and stock brokers swaggering about tediously claiming they're mad fer it.

You're spelling is annoying

I don't annoy anyone anymore. In fact, if we had the annual FT Awards like we used to, I'd be voted least annoying and the vote would be so overwhelming I'd be allowed to keep the trophy. So you're wrong.

It's sad that I have the time to do this on a bank holiday weekend.

St Pauli is decent though, great home crowd.

Swansea Cardiff is sooo dull. All derbies have names, what's this? The Soporific Derby? Darbi Diflas? The support from either side has been largely silent. It's pathetic.

We'll lose from Lands End to John O'Groats Tiny Tommy Ten Names sucks off goats

Game's gone. It's dead.

I think I'd like to get into microdosing mushrooms...and not quite so microdosing. I think I'd like to start growing shrooms.

That's ridiculous. How on earth can people see the players coming out of the tunnel?

That's what you get with illegal aliens.

Republicans have morphed into the kind of people I'd not leave alone in a room with children. Everyone associated with the Trump campaign is just plain super weird.

Nothing will ever change while you continue to give King Power your money. Eventually that penny will drop.

I wish some on this forum could be placed into a vacuum. Babies? What even is that as an insult? That's a Steve Cooper level insult; weak, insipid, limp, directionless. I want dilly dong Champions League level insults.

I have. I'm not going to get serious here.

Heathen I've had late night town centre fights over less* *I've not had a late night town centre fight for at least thirty years** **I've not had a late night town centre fight over a Fall album preference ever*** ***Or any late night town centre fights

He thinks a plane in a niqab is funny. I don't think you're going to get much in depth comedy analysis tbh.

There are three comedians worth seeing live and none of them do stadium gigs. Nobody worth their salt seeing live doesn't play with a small crowd. That list of three comedians in full: Stewart Lee