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And how do they know the quality of it if they never watch it?

Double nutmeg!

Bring back Phil Neville!

Waited far too long to make more subs here.

It's ridiculous how it's almost impossible to get booked in the women's game.

Is Russo our female equivalent of Harry Kane? Can't deny her goalscoring record, but is she hindering England's general play? Time to get Agyemang on soon I reckon.

Lauren James always looks so sad. Like she'd rather be doing anything else than playing football.

Marketing.

Not awful per se, but the only reason I remember Jesse Lingard's 5 substitute appearances for us is because he barely touched the ball in any of them.

Americans have been consistently winning The Open since they first started coming over to play it in the 1920s. I don't think the wind (or lack thereof) is going to make much of a difference to that. Besides, it gets incredibly windy in Texas, where Scheffler is from, so I doubt it would bother him in the slightest if it was windy.

Chelsea always seem to get inflated fees for their players, possibly partly due to the fact that their players are all signed to ridiculously long contracts (Petrovic signed a 7 year deal when he joined Chelsea in 2023). We, on the other hand, are negotiating from a position of weakness, due to us being relegated and constantly flirting with PSR difficulties. Kelleher had one-year left on his Liverpool deal and went to Brentford for £17m, so I think Mads, with 3-years left, will go for a fee somewhere in the middle of Kelleher and Petrovic. About £20-21m.

Glad France lost. They were truly awful tonight.

Some good penalties in this shootout.

What was that run-up?

White wine for the lady!...

Good save that.

How on earth did we lose to this France team?

France literally have no idea how to use the extra player advantage.

Ridiculous amount of stoppages in this game. Absolutely no flow to the play.

Had a PSxG of -7.7 for QPR in 23/24, meaning he conceded nearly 8 goals more than he should have. I suspect he's washed, so just got to hope he doesn't see any action for us if he signs.

Max Gradel

David Lowe's beautiful curled shot into the top corner against Spurs to help seal our first ever Premier League win in 1994.

Jonathan Pearce ruins every game he commentates on with his nonsensical prattle.