GlenParvaFox

Sounds like a Swedish cheese. Lovely on toast.

Poch comes in; a big name to convince US billionaires to invest heavily. We consolidate this season and splurge next summer. Top 4 next season, champions the year after followed by the Champions League.

I went to school with a David Kent; he was an excellent footballer.

has he gone yet?

The best kind of feeling.

Graham Potter Marco Rose Urs Fischer Ruben Amorim Thomas Frank All unlikely under the circumstances. Dyche would probably fancy it, Scott Parker would be linked.

"Accidentally"?

We've also played Brentford and Southampton at home, getting 1 point. We're doomed, DOOOOMED!!* * probably not.

"Alright, sorted, top, mad for it"

Screw fitting is fine if you go thin end first. Bayonet is a b****

We play at quarter speed so the above is probably true.

The football is too slow. We don't do enough with the ball. We don't create anywhere enough high percentage chances. We buckle under pressure, very easily. We don't defend set pieces well enough. If Rodgers can fix the above then he's the man. But, he won't.

Cricket

You have a wicket sense of humour.

Turkish international?

True. As I said, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Wouldn't want him to go yet and selling him clearly weakens us. But, £80m+ gives us something to make 2 decent additions. A replacement centre back and a right wing and maybe some left over to fund a new contract or two. I don't know what I'm talking about though.

Got mine yesterday.

Will the 1884 be open to anyone with a ticket?

We would never go for a centre back from Southampton, deemed excess to requirements.

Horrible.

Forest home.

West Brom home, Charlton home, Real Madrid away and Everton home.

Football is thriving still but at 38 years old, I don't have the same passion for it as I did in my teens and 20s. My season ticket is renewed again but there'll be a time when I stop, probably when my Dad doesn't want to go anymore. Football is fine, it just doesn't buzz me like it used to. ---- The above will probably be total boswollocks when pre-season starts and Elyounnoussi signs.

Ridiculous take. Had Fofana been performing to the same level, in a Dortmund shirt, this gobshite would be having ribs removed to suck himself off. An injury-free Fofana is destined for the biggest stage.