urban.spaceman

I would pay good money to not have to see that.

This woman has an INSANE amount of Instagram stories. Like more in the last 24 hours than I have ever done on instagram. I think she might need actual medical help.

I don't quite get why it winds people up.

Updated my signature.

I heard this in Bernie's voice.

Can people just get off his ****ing back for 5 minutes please?

Browsing TK Maxx

HELLO CLEVELAND

Someone request this guy to play Panic by the Smiths

The players in the Haymarket trying to find the balcony:

This parade would have been so much better if Bernie was there.

GO BACK TO THE BUS

KDH just got twatted on the head by a branch

It's moving!

Do the fans know?

The good news: Managed to get out of work! The bad news: Cos I've got a stomach bug and can't trust a fart. **** MY LIFE.

My 30 years as a Fox 1994 Play off Division One Winners 1995 Relegation 1996 Play off Division One Winners 1997 League Cup Winners and Europe 1999 League Cup Runners Up 2000 League Cup Winners and Europe 2002 Left Filbert Street, got relegated and entered administration thanks to ITV Digital. 2003 Promoted 2004 Relegated 2004-2007 are a complete blur 2008 Relegated to League One 2009 League One winners 2010 Championship Play off semi-final 2013 Just. Deeney. 2014 Championship winners 2015 Greatest. Ever. Escape. 2016 Premier League winners and worldwide fame 2017 Champions League semi-final 2018 Vichai dies in a helicopter crash outside the ground 2019-20 Exceding expectations and challenging at the top of the league before COVID. 2020 Club moves into new training ground 2021 FA Cup winners in lockdown; "big six" got nervous and tried to set up European Super League 2022 Europa Conference League Semi League Semi Final; PSR rules mysteriously get tighter and we can't sign any players 2023 Worst relegation of all time 2024 Championship winners for the record 8th time Even I don't understand any of that so I wouldn't expect any other fans to.

Hold my beer.

This is a Python sketch surely

Let's make him the 50th player to leave Spurs and won a trophy since Spurs last won a trophy. (Harry Winks was 49th)

Found this one quite moving. Love. This. Man.

Thank **** that's the only time Ward's been in goal all season.

I probably would have said the same thing if Nathan Dyer had shown up

Haha