urban.spaceman

completely forgot that this happened but I can’t remember why the venue was the KP

When all you wanted was a peaceful train journey on a Tuesday morning but East Midlands Trains decided to send 5 carriages instead of 10, so that seat at a table you specifically booked to get an hour of productivity in CANT be reached because you’re forced to stand for the journey. But then they announce that you can get off at Kettering for a more spacious train, one that I know has only a couple of tables in specific places. So I get off and find a table free, then try to get some work done. And then at Wellingborough, a couple get on the train and sit right next to me, having a full conversation SO LOUD THAT I CAN HEAR THEM THROUGH MY EARPHONES and completely disrupting my calm. I mean these ****ers literally haven’t even stopped for breath for the last half an hour. And now my train is 10 minutes late so I don’t even have time to grab breakfast. **** the UK. **** Tuesdays. **** the UK rail network.

Fatawu vs Bournemouth.

Amazing that they're complaining about impartiality when their CAS ruling, the one that blocked us from two seasons in the Champions League, directly lead to our relegation, destroyed almost a decade's work and cost us half a billion quid in the process, was made by a 3 person panel of which Manchester City were allowed to nominate two.

To be fair that’s probably the average email he gets from Corbynites every day.

Sent from my iPhon

But, the FA Cup replays!

“First, it’s worth recalling the PL originally said the starting point for the Club should have been -8 points. The Club got this down 2 by co-operation & another 2 at the hearing to 4 - it could have been much worse had the Club not done as is it did in the case. Second, and most importantly, despite being an indirect beneficiary of the contrary, I always believe it’s far better for relegation & promotion to be determined by performances on the pitch and not legal hearings behind closed doors. Well done Nottingham Forest for doing so today“ They can’t claim that we’ve not co-operated - we’ve cooperated so enthusiastically that we’ve pointed out where they’ve got their own rules wrong.

We’ll be millionaires!

Horrendous weather so naturally the you know who’s will get the blame.

Helicopter in a convoy carrying the Iranian President has crashed. Could have massive consequences.

Can you imagine the play-off final next week? The screen cuts to Sunak trying to make it look like he knows what's going on and 80,000 Leeds and Southampton fans (plus some players) boo the living shit out of Sunak. General election called the next morning.

The replies.

Anyone played Cyberpunk 2077 on it?

I can only refer to it in a Kiwi accent.

Great. Crying into me Walkers crisps now. Nice one.

Still plenty of space in the car park - I've always wanted to see a scale model replica of Filbert Street as some sort of a fan village where fans can grab a drink or food and just sit in the "stands". Someone needs to pitch this to the club.

Considering writing to my Tory MP and asking him to defect to Labour.

*Trigger’s voice* Heres a bloody picture of it what more do you want?!

Nah. Disagree. Celebrating winning League One and the Championship (x2) should be celebrated as a marker of where we came from, especially as it’s within just the last 15 years. If it was in the 90s then I’d agree with you. But the last 15 years have been so insane it’s important, IMO, to celebrate overcoming our lowest moments.