urban.spaceman

Very little chance of that happening.

Sorry, “Liebour”.

Everything wrong is uniquely Labour’s fault and I am equally opposed to any possible solution to any problem real or imagined. My lifetime of voting choices bears absolutely no responsibility for this situation whatsoever.

HomeAlone2.mp4

He's going down the Saido Berahino route I see. Should have just done a Mahrez/Viktor Navorski and camped out at the airport for a few weeks.

Absolutely gutted for Ward.

This made me titter, hope it does for others too. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKC8sLxxWl1/?hl=en-gb

Wise words from @spacemunky; it's ****ing horrible when it happens and it will sting for a few days but hopefully it's just 'one of those things' that genuinely happens to the best of us. Had a horrible winter last year where practically everything was going wrong at the same time then suddenly had my first ever speeding ticket come through the post after 20 years of driving (I still refuse to accept I did anything wrong as the council had changed the speeding limit and according to the patronising 6 hour course they made me sit through there wasn't sufficient signage warning about the change. I'm not bitter), then got my 3rd ever parking ticket a couple of days later which just sent me over the edge. Devastating at the time but I feel differently about it now. I'm also planning my vengeance against the council. Hope you're able to get it fixed mate.

Who’s starting the secret coup WhatsApp group this time?

Pre election interviews really should be done by Claude from now on. Shocking that it wasn’t already.

Doubt he’d have the conscience for that. Most likely thing is he’s been grounded.

"He is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability and immense responsibility."

It's the complete and total detachment from the reality of the world that offends me.

Oh we definitely have some 11 year olds that could break into THIS squad.

Invest it in quality players like Skipp and Ayew

There's never a good plague of locusts when you need one is there?

Could have done with it malfunctioning over Alaska the other day....

So he HAS been sacked or not?! I asked ChatGPT but it wouldn't snitch.

Rumours abound that the 19 year old Reform Deputy Leader of the Leicestershire County Council has been sacked.

Still, at least the 16 year old scored. Which is nice.

Dog sitting for Vestegaard.

Can he please score another 3 so I can post the four naan meme I’ve prepared and get it over and done with?

Sixteen years old. Scores his first goal for the club he’s been at for literally half his life. Instead of celebrating he runs and grabs the ball out of the net to speed up the restart. Character.