urban.spaceman

Didn't know we'd re-signed Maddison!

I’m ****ed.

"Labour haven't sufficiently fixed the damage I helped cause in just one year so we're setting up the Islington Popular People's Front to deliver the ideological purity we crave but mainly in protest form. Please donate to my latest grift". Absolute ****.

Truss got dogs abuse, far worse than this, because in the course of 44 days she killed the queen, crashed the economy, spooked the bond markets and sent millions of people's mortgages skyrocketing. Reeves has had to inherit the disaster of an economy that hadn't grown for 14 years and had had several serious shocks to it from Truss's mini budget, to Brexit (which will continue to harm our country for decades to come), Russia invading Ukraine, and a disgraceful COVID pandemic response which cost several hundred billions of pounds, and for which several of the members of that government should genuinely be in prison. Worse, she also has to deal with constant global economic chaos created by the fascist in the White House. Yet despite that she's actually having a reasonable bit of success. She was most likely upset yesterday because in trying to fix one of the many, many basic governmental services the Tories broke and save money the country doesn't have, she instigated an extremely stupid and harmful policy that caused serious amounts of grief in the government and resulted in her personally getting a hell of a lot of 'dogs abuse' from her own MPs and the continued Tory press who literally helped cause the problems she is solving. I honestly can't see her going anywhere. The changes they have already implemented will be bearing fruit in the next year or two. I honestly think we've become addicted to short termist political chaos in this country. Starmer and Reeves will still be here in 2029. (and they'll win)

I bet you’ve still kept the UKIP Dildo though.

Truly one of the most iconic scenes in cinema.

Michael Madsen, aged 67.

In the style of HR Giger

“And best of all we don’t pay council tax”

“What was Ruud Van Nistelrooy’s win rate as manager of Leicester City?”

Phil set fire to the Vic in a drunken stupor.

Awful news. RIP.

🚨👀‼️

To the tune of “Bring It All Back To You“ by S Club 7.

MODS

Sing “JAMIE VARDY’S HAVING A PARTY” and see if he sings the rest of the song.

@moore_94 what’s it say?

Have the club tweeted “👀” yet?

@moore_94 has this been announced where (when) you are yet?

He’s never wrong.

Knowing us we can't afford Bristol Airport's release clause fee.