Karljohn

Iheanacho...I think we have unearthed a serious rival to Junior Lewis for the worst player ever to pull on a City shirt.

A 0-0 draw at Fleetwood and Vardys missus looking like shes licking piss off a stinging nettle. Thats entertainment.

Still time for Iheanacho to....touch the ball

Interested to know if anyone has ever met Matt Elliott anywhere other than a pub. And if there is any positive meetings with Lineker. I met Morrissey in the 90s and he signed the only thing I could find at the time. Nice guy, very humble.

Did he tell you to Hush Hush

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Cabaye for me, Barkley, terrible attitude.

Good 2nd half, Huddersfield were poor, well taken goals and good to see Silva at last. Gray thinks he's better than he is, no vision.

Crazy just how much we backpass to Schmeichel who's distribution is questionable.

We can bring Silva on after 14 seconds.

He was too tight to Salah. Rolled him easily.

Slimani is as mobile as a 94 year old in need of a hip replacement

Agreed, way too tight for the 2nd just rolled him.

Can we have some ambition please Puel?

Increase capacity is the answer and remove the need for a membership.

Cast - All Change.

Utter crap. Puel too slow with changes.

Says it all. Leicester pass to Watford, Watford pass it back to Maguire, Maguire finds...the advertising board. Sigh.

Watford are unbelievably shite this should be an easy 3 points but once again set pieces our downfall.

Hes recovering after being drenched in Salsa.

I know we are down to 10 but we have no shape whatsoever, its a complete shambles in terms of organisation.

Guardiola pissing himself at the end. He cant believe we paid 25m for his dud Iheanacho.

8 minutes added. Still wont score.

Kiss me by Sixpence none the richer.. Strike up the band and make me fart rice.