Trav Le Bleu

Feeding spiders.

More like the bridge guardian. "What is the punishment for spending £83m?" "Is that for an EPL or EFL team?" "What!?!? I don't knoooooooooooooooo..."

So we need to spend like crazy then!

So many pussies in this thread.

I know people who can't identify a blackbird. It's literally a black bird. (Unless it's female or juvenile of course.) There's people who don't know what the common or garden birds they see every day are. "Look, there's a dunnock." "Oh, I've never seen one of those!" "Yes, you have, you really have, like practically every day you've stepped outside."

Worst haiku ever.

Lots of Leicester "ex-pats" in Dolgellau.

I'd love it if my neighbour's cats encountered a grizzly in my garden!

Israel Attacks Hezbollah via Pagers (BBC) Today was a good day. In case you don't get my reference...

Are you all sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Without spiders, imagine all the flies constantly buzzing round you. You're welcome.

If it didn't take up so much space on the hard drive, I'd still have Red Dead Redemption 2 on my PS4 despite completing it twice. I've also replayed all of the Fallout games, including 1 & 2 at least twice, on different platforms, as well as Elder Scrolls 3, 4 & 5. But I've never removed Subnautica, despite completing and platinuming it (which is fairly easy to do). I just like to dive back in and visit all my old bases I built (one of which is massive, so I could have a safe entrance connected to an array of tunnels that takes me up to an observation room where a few reapers constantly circled.) I can't say the same for Subnautica: Sub Zero

Or even the TV.

Don't wax lyrical

I had to do a bit of googling, but that reference just makes it more funnier.

Except on your lavvy.

That sounds like a line from a superhero movie.

Threads constantly being moved about.

You just know that now these threads have been moved, someone will say something outrageous @Dr The Singh

Surely hawks or eagles would be more effective?

I think you'll find, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

The puzzling thing is the percentage of Presidents either assassinated or had an attempt on them must be way above any other 1st world democracy, yet no President would dream of tightening gun laws.

How's healthcare in Canadia? Do you need to pay for it?

Easy to remember

Only if the player is running back towards their own goal, in which case they'd be stupid.