Trav Le Bleu

You forgot guttersnipes, freebooters, rapscallions and oiks.

Whilst Kyle is a scum journalist of the worst kind (and I speak as a former journalist) whom I'd happily see banged up, there's no way he's going to be convicted here. This is ultimately a parody of (spoiler alert) An Inspector Calls, where a broad range of people are equally in part guilty of this terrible situation. And by terrible situation, I mean The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Yeah, for many fans outside the top 6 clubs, it's very much, "there, but for the grace of God, go us."

Do I win the Most Random Sentence of the Year award?

Until he died recently I had never seen that video you're referencing. Good luck with placing your hand on his penis though!

Pull your finger out @Daggers

It's an improvement.

I'd be really interested, if it's possible, to see who is the most frequent poster in this thread, @Raj, @Daggers, @Dr The Singh, @Bellend Sebastian, @HighPeakFox, @Mike Oxlong... etc.

What type of mushrooms exactly?

James Cleverly might be able to get you something in Rwanda.

Living in high rise flats/apartments is a bad idea in general. Humans might be social beings, but we also need our space. But whilst there's money to be made cramming as many as people into as small a footprint as possible, then all is well and good. Conversely, cramming as many people as possible on to small boats... No, no, no... very bad. If only there were some way to make a profit from it... cut out the middleman/people-smuggler. Forget Rwanda: just broadcast the images of fires in crowded buildings; of people being crushed or drowned in overcrowded boats; of British town and city centres; of A+E on a Fri/Sat night, to the populace of Africa and you'd do far more to stop illegal immigration than any crackpot deportation deal.

I'd hate to be in the queue for that loo.

"The stretched twig of peace is at melting point."

I think I've used this firm before. Fenton, Rex and Fido?

An IQ of 70 is far more than "a bit thick". 100 is the average IQ of a 2 year old. Most dogs have an IQ higher than 70. Perhaps Weldy should enter the Paralympics, I understand he's "a bit thick."

I'm not an expert (I'm a postman ) but I do know, cos this happened to me, that when an individual makes a claim on their insurance (in my instance it was my RM van and they were doing the old whiplash thing (which apparently can be horrendous at 5 mph)) and the insurance company tells them to do one, then the insurance company threaten to prosecute you directly (in this, obviously it wasn't even my van) in the hope that you'll pay up from simple fear and intimidation. My union told me to ignore the letter I'd received and I never heard anything more. Could be something similar here. She's had no luck with the person she might get recompense from, so she's chancing that she can intimidate you instead.

I quite like the new refs kit. Commands respect.

I used to think there was an ocean full of willies, but that was just a phallus sea.

Wow! So many negatives in one sentence it took me a while to get my head round it. Surely, "failed to ensure their players acted in a proper way", is so much easier... and yes, I just said exactly the same thing.

Just to let you know @UniFox21, should you wish to read some posts for free from @Daggers there are many, many, many* examples that might even give you a refund. *I feel I might not have used enough manys.

I got it. My comment was a feeble attempt at humour. Though when you don't renew your season ticket, you'll really need to rethink your FT username.

Tout!

Vote with your feet and your wallet. Wouldn't it be magical (should this be introduced) on a day when City are playing at home, teams like Shepshed, Oadby and Anstey Nomads getting crowds of a couple of thousand, while the KP is empty.

So New Walk is getting a bigger cafe when this is the kind of thing that will bring more people through the door!

I've always found the "outstanding" classification strange. By definition of the word (you're standing out against the rest), only an elite few can surely have that epithet. If everyone is outstanding, then precisely no one is. Also, outstanding doesn't really mean good either... I mean, you could say LCFC's 2022/23 season was outstanding in so many ways. It's ironic that this is(was?) a classification used by a system judging educational standards.