Trav Le Bleu

Dont.

It's just different cultures Top probably finds a lot of the things we do strange too.

He might need to be to win an election. The politics of personality are disproportionately powerful to the politics of actuality.

Dyer's face on the official team photo of us holding the EPL trophy is my favourite out of the whole team. He seemed to be enjoying more than anyone else! That late goal against Villa that nearly knocked him out... I've said it before, but possibly the most important goal in our history.

If we're relegated next season, sack him!

He killed Spock.

You weren't at the Brighton game in 2014 then?

So, when we win, it's because the players have taken control, but when we lose it because they're following Enzo's instructions? Riiiiiiiiiight!

But what about Marc?

How do you know my nightmares?

I heard Hermansen is getting tips from Danny Ward.

The super Royal Mail delivery office manager that is Michael Trotter.

That's not his finger...

Nah, soddit. Championeeeeees, championeeeeees, ole, ole, ole!

Tactical masterclass by Top. What was the one record we could get fairly comfortably and that probably won't be equalled or surpassed in a long time? Last season makes so much sense now!

You'd be hard pushed to argue that in the last 30 years, Leicester haven't been the best team outside of the Big Six. In fact I'd take our record over Spurs consistent also-rans any day.

It's official. We're better than Man City!

You just know that, despite having turned around a thoroughly demoralised team, in a season with difficulties off the pitch, to win the Championship.... People are still going to want him gone.

You tell him!

I can go to bed happy. Night night everyone, night night.

So we're signing Sanchez then?

Wait a minute, what? Are they eating?

,? Or possibly, ...?

Congratulations to everyone who has recently ran a half marathon! Unless you were running in a full marathon, of course.

I'm guessing that if you're depressed, a bit of tit rating will do you no end of good.