Trav Le Bleu

You can if you eat enough curries.

You used to get your tickets at a church for dwarves?

Good, I like a co-operative boardgame.

Indeed. Even though I was lying in the middle of a busy road when I had my accident, it took an hour and a half for an ambulance to arrive. We'd (me and my wonderful temporary carers) been told it would take that long, but as I lay on my back, staring at the sky, I thought they'd just said that to cover themselves and would be quick, if only to get the traffic back to normal. But no. Then once we got to LRI I was held in the back of the ambulance... Until that ambulance had finished it's shift and needed to return... To Coalville... So I was transferred to another ambulance... From Hinckley... Which had to return... But fortunately I got in just before that. All in, from my involuntary efforts to test gravity (it still works) to being admitted to a hospital 2 miles away, took almost 3 hours. Not blaming anyone (beyond the moron in the van and successive governmental ministers) it's just proof of the underfunding of the NHS.

Hilarious?

Just watched first two episodes of Coldwater, since it was pushed so hard. Why is every character a dickhead?

Four killed in mass shooting after Mississippi football game - BBC News https://share.google/eitSSzx6GxWwbw6pl Sigh

At least your breath smelt nice after.... Unlike @jonthefox

Thought he was ok in Steps

I heard it was a hard spot.

Massive oil platform in Rutland Water.

What's he going to do about Rutland though?

Sling is off, though this just makes it more painful. Limited amount of movement (can raise my arm to about 20 degrees from my body) lots of physio to come.

Yeah, she said it should've been him. The loss of credibility is staggering. Including all the help Venezuela received. White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News https://share.google/DzUSOjAPn9IeWTo9q

Maisie's frustration was hilarious in the last episode

So they're 'fish then?

Someone broke my arm! I'm bored!

From Watford there came Super Horns Not the Gap one, but the one we all scorn Cos that horrible meanie Known as Troy Deeney Scores against us more often than an actor in porn.

No one is more Welsh than Finnigan Like Bryan Terfel trying to sing again Of glories long gone In some gaelic tongue He'll need to wait for Wales to win again

The FoxesTalker known as Bellend Sebastian could send one round the bend With witty remarks And a badly stuffed fox He would often be blamed more than Wellens.

Jon the Hat always knew where it's at In that, he was much like a cat Proud and aloof Almost never uncooth Now he lives in Australia, so that's that.

A central defender named Jannik Often caused his colleagues to panic So they took his dog And he looked on agog As they offered it up in a ritual satanic

The most peace ever and ever will be.

I think this is the right place... Cos I was about to post exactly the same article here

You're not posting You're not posting You're not posting anymore You're Not Posting Any Moooooooooreeeee!