Miquel The Work Geordie

That Carter-Vickers own goal

Read this in a pirate voice

We only announced the sacking on Sunday

Also I'm not that arsed about van Nistelrooy; but if it really is between Hamburg and us and he chooses there, then we simply haven't missed out

I'd be really, really surprised if we hired Carsley. Probably famous last words but I just don't see that happening.

If he was called Roger van Nistelrooy I'm sure no one would care !

Ferguson (reasonably famously) went 8 games without a win before Robins scored that cup goal in 89/90 so I'm not sure where you've read that

Tell you what else the Dutch like — I'll give you a clue, it gets you high and rhymes with "seed" That's right, it's the popular American commercial rock band, Creed

Christ, I just saw that the keeper had a mare and assumed it was that jabroni at it again

Both made up place names

Bursik for Hibs is genuinely worse than Danny Ward. He is catastrophically shit.

Loads of people would love Roger Schmidt, they're just mindful of who our board have actually heard of

Its a huge positive that he seems arsed again, but this is weird. I don't want the owner to have a major input in recruitment. I want him to hire a competent DoF / Head of Recruitment to do that job.

West Brom have spent **** all though, its really impressive he's rubbing shoulders with those in the top 6.

Well spoken, handsome, continental - but enough about Gary Neville !

The "GMS source" is definitely just that post off here.

I'm ****ing dying at this

Pulling that famous Pards face we all know and love

- "Mum can we have Moysey" - "No we've got Moysey at home" Moysey at home:

Love how in 3 of the 5 photos for the Moysey lookalike he has his hands apologetically in the air ffs

Hey there buddy. Look, I know your mum has been hurt before so you're gonna be protective and I know you've got a lot going on at school – but you're going to be seeing a lot more of me around here and you're gonna have to get used to it. How about we go Maccies, on me

Just up close photos of my jawline

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