Miquel The Work Geordie

You make sausages square, you get slapped in UEFA Euro 2024. Warra gol

FATHER TO SON DOIN WHAT CHU ALWAYS DONE GILETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEET

A very funny half of UEFA Euro 2024

Awful night for the "I like to see the home nations do well" brigade! They're gonna laugh at us when we go out in the quarters so let's revel in this imqho

Give them a bloody slapping

Hahahaha Porto man

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A when the kids start singing and the band begins to plaaaaaayyyyy ooooohhh oh

That Spurs kit is really nice. Hearts always seem to have consistently lovely kits too and that effort is no exception, over a decade now since they had a really clunky sponsor.

He needs to get his inevitable 1 goal in 13 league appearances (loan) for West Ham first.

It's what I got emailed too man, ignore the haters

The Wenlock is goated for my money, faultless. Bin the others and sit in there imo!

I've only been in the Colmore 4/5 times but always found it mad how just *not* the Bankers Cat it is. Beer is immaculate but the vibe is completely off in there. I always weirdly liked the set up in Pure but as @CosbehFox has said its passable beer at best. On that note there's a new gaff in Islington / Angel round my favourite bit of the country for a crawl called the Tamil Crown (same lads own a gaff Holloway way called Tamil Prince) and the scran is oudda this weld, keg beers interesting enough but the cask is UBU, as a staunch cask man I go keg baby! But go, it's great. Came back from Leeds on NationalRail today via Sheff, had four in the Rutland Arms and if it wasn't for an advance single would've sat in there all day. Beautiful gaff I've only ever had a lovely time in.

I've never had a bad pint in the Blue Boar and they always have great choice, but I really don't enjoy the whole experience of drinking in there for some reason.

We are not getting Fernandez I'm afraid. This guy is a great X (formerly Twitter) follow and he's been raving about him for the past 18 months. Seems like he's destined for bigger things than us and will get snapped up by a giant.

If you say no to sarri you're a nerd I'm afraid - I don't care about progressive carries per 90, I care about vibes

Erm you have to take a couple of losses - net gain with Ricardo, Maddison and Soyuncu for me. Benkovic I maintain was an unfortunate victim of circumstance and injury, his transfer at the time made loads of sense. Ward obviously an unmitigated frivolous flop.

But it doesn't counter any point I've ever made, feels like you're penning paragraphs to yourself about how good things were but refusing to acknowledge any of the bad. I should know, this is basically me with any ex I've ever had (despite the fact I'm stunnin)

I genuinely don't know what you're on about anymore tbh my man! And I don't think you do either!

Col Classic at Christmas sounds like a CD my mum would have on in the Daewoo Matiz circa Dec 2003 and I don't mind it one bit

It's crap behaviour imo. Get not being bothered but folk are acting like he's dragged us down.

Also @Wymsey said we'd be pleasantly surprised - Steve Cooper?! Come off it pal @Wymsey you've had us on

Cooper looks like what I, as a kid, imagined an unmasked Kane to look like. We can't go from Maresca to that I'm afraid.