Miquel The Work Geordie

It's a weird move from him, surely his stock is higher than Forest and he seems to openly hate everyone he works for so Christ knows how he's gonna cope under that grubby bloater

Glasner to Forest?

If he isn't injured I'd have Stones in there 100%, not mad on that Geuhi / Konsa pairing. Other than that its strong, Gordon had to be dropped.

They're too good

That's a shocking miss

Feels like a bloody age since Potter was at West Ham

Can't figure out if the new Barcelona shirt is class or a bit shit

Golllleeee

It's definitely an issue but I guess it depends how the teams are spending that cash as well - West Ham and Wolves (for example) have made good money on players and got worse year on year.

Would never catch on, what a ludicrous shout this is

Gooolllllleeee

Me watching Kitchen Nightmares USA at 2am

I have never seen Sorloth do anything approaching remotely useful

Danny Murphy's affected accent is so weird when it comes to vowels. He doesn't say "runners" or even "ranners" he says "ronners."

Danny Simpson is so Dubai

Hope it's real, always wanted us to dress like a bag of cool original Doritos

Barely anybody on here is "lapping it up." The bloke is being called a **** more often than not.

;-(

I know it was a bit of a riposte to Gascoigne but look at this bloke, he's as heel as it gets

Paraguay have a 100% record in World Cup shootouts, they're lethal

I fully respect Germany as a nation and it's people but my first proper hate-filled memory of any football is Andreas Moller doing that ****ing arms on hips pose in 96 But Paraguay are just not scoring again are they?

If this goes past 90 the scheduling of my evening tug will once again be in tatters

Who do they play for ;------------------------)

Soon as I posted that I would have put my life savings on you chiming up