Miquel The Work Geordie

Best bit of social media in recent times was when we signed the non Welsh Aaron Ramsey and that lad from Stoke was showing him round the stadium and gave him time to pause for reflection and to soak it all in when he walked out the tunnel. It's not the ****ing San Siro ffs

Hungry Lions ey, sounds like they have some raw talent

Or Walcott

YOU PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BUT YOU DON'T, KNOW WHY, I'M HERE

I mean this with the utmost disrespect to anyone who has one but football badge tattoos look absolutely shite

It was also 30 years yesterday since this n all, two iconic sporting moments

At first I thought it was a class joke because it looks a bit like it, but Benalouane actually is on the ****ing floor in that video isnt he, what the **** man

We'd be better off signing nobody. ****ing shitheads.

Advocaat

Fair play to Palace but their FA Cup win is way more impressive. It's a harder competition to win than the Conference League now.

I remember watching him on loan at Falkirk and going "this guy will be our number one someday" – a short while later we signed him and the rest is history.

Wonder if the OP will do a u-turn now he knows Erik Pieters is going to be there

Is Taukobong doing keepy uppies here? Same old Taukobong, taking the piss

That Vardys series wil be catastrophically shit, proper itvBe fare, and I say that as a staunch fan of your Dinner Dates, your Dress To Impresses, your Dating in the Darks

He's been in him?

Perez had ample opportunities as a 10 / forward here and he was as shite there as he was on the wing. La Liga must be in the bin.

Jus gone for 18km, so much more manageable this morning, bit close but not like yesterday which was a no go for Miquel

We're light-years behind stuff like this. It'll be the same dark photoshoot in the same dark room with a hint of blue light that we seem to have had for years and years.

We aren't hiring Kolo Toure

Yeah brother I like anything that's a bit bitter so they go down a treat, the watermelon ones are decent as well. Stomach is fine on gels but I absolutely hate the consistency of them and the act of getting them down your neck so the Saltstick tabs have been a revelation

Everyone banging on like that's not an All-Star squad of huge names One of them got Everton's Goal of the Season ffs, accolades don't come much bigger

Can vouch for @SecretPro's Saltstick shout — they're great. Decent hydration and stopped my sweat tasting like I'd dunked my head in the sea n all

Maybe the chicken wing the fat ****

I don't think anyone has ever mentioned this actually

Martin Paterson has the mannerisms of a 90 year old