The Bear

Ducks off their tits on weed.

Margarida Corceiro. Portuguese model who Lando Norris is now dating and was at the Monaco GP today..

Never heard of her. I don't pay any interest to 99% of new music nowadays.

Can't they just send him a gif via WhatsApp:

Just had Radio One Big Weekend out of interest and Rhian Teasdale the lead singer of Wet Leg is looking very nice. Looks better when she's not brunette IMO. Has Mila Jovovic vibes.

So Nuno gets Forest 7th place, Conference League and knocked out in the FA Cup semis? Identical to the 19/20 season he had with Wolves. We finished 13th the season after......

Tiger?

Good. Makes up for the goal-line technology failing that massively helped to keep them in the league.

More fake products than Temu.

Correct. Any concussion sub for either team and both teams get an extra one.

BOOOOM!

Madrid is as British a drink as you can get, other than the name, which is just branding/marketing. It was created in the UK by Coors and is brewed here too. Rumours are it's the old Carling 4.6% recipe.

Didn't help that we made 6 changes to our team.

The glass has to be pitch tested to a target to get the correct alignment. That is a manual adjustment that the glass company should be able to do themselves, or so they say on the Tesla forums. Then the rest of the calibration is software based and either they drive it for a little while or more usually leave it to the customer to do (it only takes a few miles).

Alan Pardew sitting next to Steve Parrish at Palace. Quick jaunt up the M1 for an interview with you lot?

Calibration used to be an issue but it's fairly simple nowadays. Autoglass do the fitting, don't know why they told her that Tesla need to do it. I've seen plenty on the forums that Autoglass have done. Maybe it's just that her local Autoglass branch is useless. Most recent issue I heard is having the glass in stock.

“Just“ wasn't it?

Respectfully I disagree. A helmet cam is called that because the camera is fixed to the helmet. Nothing more. It's not meant to give you the helmet's eye view FFS! They're meant to give you the sports-persons perspective of what's going on from their personal vantage point. If they didn't want that drivers POV in F1 then they have the roll hoop camera a few inches above their head to give that cockpit perspective. And P.S. - STOP SHOUTING. Just because you think you know what everyone else wants, including the broadcasters, it doesn't make it so.

I'm afraid you're the one that's wrong in this case. Even Martin Brundle on commentary says you don't see all the shakiness. Anyone who's ever driven any kind of vehicle at speed will tell you that too.

I agree with Lee. We're not seeing what the driver actually sees. If you shake your head from side to side whilst looking at the TV, you don't see what you'd see from a static camera being waved from side to side. Your eyes and brain filter all that out to concentrate on the focal point in front of you. If the aim is to give an accurate POV shot then they're currently failing.

Sometimes it isn't just about tactical issues. It's about how you instill a new mentality and motivation. Not to mention experience of handling situations as they develop on and off the pitch. Look at the difference for us between Gary O'Neil and Vitor Pereira, with pretty much the exact same squad and formation. We always looked so fragile defensively and mentally under GON and teams just walked through us in midfield and we'd collapse and never look like getting back in the game. Now they all fight for every ball and play as a team much better defensively.

Oh dear. It's the "winning games now it doesn't matter in the slightest and the pressure's off" that has got to be worrying for you lot. Not only for the mentality of the squad (where were these type of performances when you really needed them?) But if it convinces the powers that be to keep the manager then they must be mad. You'd only have to sack him once (if) you came back up.

I had one the other week that had about half an inch of sand in it at the bottom. My clubhead bounced up off the hard base and thinned my ball through the green. Pissed me off no end.

Who's the tit with the camera and Palace thing wrapped around his head?

Hopefully it helps us when we play Palace on Tuesday night.