The Bear

Why does he still have the face of an 8 year old boy? You said that when we beat you. Loads of games left yet. Or maybe we do... Not for the want of trying to let them back in it though.

Maybe should have had a pen just so ref has evened it up....

Another shocking VAR decision. They just can't get it right can they. Either scared to intervene or wrongly ruling stuff out.

I really can't overestimate how much I hate Micah Richards and his wanky webuyanycar ads.

We really should be more than one up. Gonna regret it.

Well, only when we play anyone as bad as us....

You do know there's still another 75 mins to go yet? We don't do clean sheets.

More absolutely cowardly shit from VAR. And then apparently drew the lines wrong and on the wrong player to rule out Bournemouth's equaliser.

Is Edwards all that nowadays? Maybe a few years ago.

The universe cares about us as much as we care about bacteria living on a cow pat.

We are. Always putting in lowball offers and then quibbling over a few €m here and there which delays thing enough for other clubs to come in for our targets. I think our guys think they're hard negotiators but we always end up missing out on first choice targets, then panicking at the end of windows scrabbling around to get someone in who's way down on our list.

Beep beep beep..... Fabrizio is reversing.

We're selling Lemina to them, but knowing our clowns in charge we'll only get about £10m for him.

Don't like El-Ghorri and haven't heard of the other three, but I'll be watching purely for Jason Mantzoukas. He's awesome.

I don't drink much coffee, and I've tried appreciating it more and even bought myself a pour-over setup and some ground coffee. But I found the experience tedious, takes too long and too much faff, and the taste was no better than a decent brand of instant.

Villa aren't getting £77m for Duran It's just under £65m.

I have a pantry under the stairs, but there's just bits and bobs plus laundry in there. No boiler. That was in the loft with an immersion tank/heater.

Duran is supposedly off to Saudi. They'll keep Watkins.

Loving the Burton Albion revival (since I live there). Three wins in a row and at least one goal in all those games for new striker and ex Wolves player Jon Dadi Bodvarsson.

I absolutely hate it. I'm not a four year old. I can manage a loose bottle top without too much problem. I just twist it and rip it off.

They didn't give it for the trip, they gave it for the studs contact above the ankle. Whether you think that contact actually happened or was forceful enough to deserve a red is another matter.

The Mini Clubman is supposed to be a good car.

Joao Felix has been a bust since he left Benfica tbh.

Yeah just seen that cheers. Must have been an enquiry we made before.