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And look what happened to Jenas.

I speak a bit of Spanish and I'm pleased to confirm that the platitudes are just as thickly smeared in their interviews, too.

Is Pearce doing his growled comments from a park bench with a bottle in a bag?

6 Premeeer League titles and a bloody BAFTA if there's any justice.

Let's give it up for Rio FERDNINAAN

Still better acting than FIFA's "United Passions" movie.

Rio for an Oscar next year.

I really want Pearce to commentate with acumen abiut Lauryn Hill's discography and her long thow ins.

Trump already has dark make up.

I'm not sure that asking a Mexican ex-player his favourite memories, Lauen Hill shouting or a peace prize have too much to do with deciding who plays whom next Summer.

Jonathan Pearce clearly hates all this and isn't afraid to hint heavily that he hates it

Well it seems to be going well, so far

Love that Sunderland move. Great to see. Wish he'd chipped instead of trying to run round the keeper.

Hearts and Celtic level on points, with Celtic having a game in hand. They play each other on Sunday. I think it's already over and has been for a few weeks. Hearts have chucked away a massive lead at the top and won only one game in the league since they beat Celtic at the end of October. Even a Jambo optimist would have to say that if Celtic win on Sunday, the league title push is probably over.

In all fairness Wolves have been mostly dire all game. They need snookers to stay up, now.

I'm wondering what Dyche is moaning about. I hope it's the process and not the decision.

VAR farce at Wolves.

Wondering which game to go for. Thinking maybe Wolves v Forest. I have a feeling it will be hard fought.

Have you considered fathering more offspring? It seems to do the trick.

I don't know whether to blame you or Drury for the fact that I read that in his voice.

Ramsdale needed to get more on it, but Romero's been given acres by the Newcastle defenders to allow him to pull off that miracle.

And I say that in the knowledge that Huth and Morgan would have given away 8 penalties per game.

IMHO, They should deffo give penalties for that sort of thing. But they should do it in every case, and until it stops.

I remember Jacks getting belted to all parts against Australia in the T20 World Cup a few years ago. I appreciate it's a different format, but I hope he can fare better this time.

That writhe and beat the turf as he looks up to the ref