Vacamion

Oscar Bobb versus Utter Bob.

If this had been Main Sequence Man City instead of this season's Diet Man City, we'd have conceded a lot more. As it is, with us presenting next to zero threat, they are happy to keep possession and have the occasional go. It's just awful.

Now That's What I Call Very Loud Screaming Vol II

Two nil down and needing snookers to stay up, we take a striker off and park the bus a bit more.

Yes, the "/s" at the end of my post stands for "straightjacket"

You bunch of Naysayers. We are turning this around. Daka hattrick, 2-3. Keep the Faith. Foxes Never Quit. /s

Struggle to understand why people are blaming Mads for that. Faes at fault.

Totally Wouted us again.

Two left backs and zero midfield, apparently.

Man City have O. Bobb among their subs. I expect to be saying his name a lot this evening.

We are 10/1 against in a two horse race.

Interesting to note that when we were still in with a sniff of staying up and RVN announced his teams which people didn't like, there would be fury and 10 pages of chat fairly quickly. Now, not so much...

I, for one, look forward to Leicester's Anschluß of Wigston into Greater Leicester. Shock Troops from The Saff and Knighton will march triumphantly over the border crossing points at the Blue Bridge on Stonesby Avenue, the bottom of Shackerdale Road, and at Welford Road by The Stage, where adoring locals will throw flowers at their feet to welcome them in. Today Big Leicester. Tomorrow the world.

Try whalloping the ball really hard towards the goal where they can't stop it. That might work.

Remember when they pitted Liz Truss against a lettuce? Well I reckon you could grow a lettuce before we score again.

Whatever the formation, we stink. Our stats reflect how awful we are. One day, we'll score. But it doesn't like it'll be soon.

Get the keeper up

Take your mind off it by listening to "It's a Heartache", by Bonnie Tyler.

I think it might have been VARed off for the way Vardy won it, but we'll never know.

So Man United have a player called Amass? They also have Amad (Diallo). Sounds like a Latin lesson.

People shouting for Soumaré to shoot - he was longer odds pre-game to score than all of our defenders and most of our subs.

"We can't show you the replay" = You'll all see it on the internet later.

I actually think if we score there will be ironic cheering, rather than full throated celebrations. We are that bad.

No, we are awful. We are hardly threatening and we are guaranteed to concede every game. Down with a whimper.

Soumaré hanging a leg there was such Soumaré midfielding.