Vacamion

That could have been us going out on penalties to Man City's Youth team

Good on Huddersfield. Name on the trophy

Good for Sheff Weds.

DCL is blummin useless

POW - right in the coefficient

I really really really don't rate Chris Sutton. He annoys. It's a shame he has escaped from being crap on Scottish football and Championship games.

Yes, but this has made them televise **every single** occasion they play. Even though very one-sided periods when Newcastle were gash. There have been some turds in amongst the diamonds.

11 minutes or until Liverpool score, whichever is sooner.

Now VAR it off. That would be a laff

Checking badge....No review. Good process.

I felt he risked a red diving in out of control and scraping down ths leg. But you've seen players get away with it. Once it was referred by VAR, it was always gonna be a red.

Chris Sutton has changed his tune during that review, aint he?

If that happened against Liverpool or Aresenal, you'd never hear the last of it. And Gary Neville, it would seem, is only capable of the righteous indignation, when it is for one of his pet causes. If that had been against United, he'd be frothing.

How TF is that not getting VAR'd off?

Boo

The Everton Stadium-tossathon v BHA or the Palace v Forest Grudgefest would have been more alluring last dishes on the menu than the two x lower mid table clubs they are featuring. However, someone at Sky HQ thinks it's 20 years ago and that Manchester United are a big club.

Forest were lucky with injury last season. If their keeper, either of their centre backs or striker get crocked, they will struggle to reolace them to anywhere near the same level. On a separate note, I can imagine Palace's tackles today will be full-blooded.

The joke was that he was going to be manager for two seasons - Summer and Autumn - but even that now seems a bit optimistic.

I wouldn't mind Preston doing well and getting promoted, as long as it's behind us. That said, I wasn't too pleased when I was sat in amongst them last week and a great big shaven headed one of them was bellowing homophobic slurs at our players.

Do "Besukthis" play in Constantigobble?

I was opposition-ending last week. It's always a tough ask, not to scream obscenities at them, innit

Can we see more sitting on advertising hoardings, please?

Set piece coaches up and down the Prem will have watched this and will be piling it onto and above Mads for the foreseeable. He really does have his work cut out over the coming weeks.

They bought a Leicester goalie and Southampton defender, so it's looking like us buying Southampton/Fulham/Palace offcuts.