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Hope they are bringing Luke Shaw on for Hossface.

Great work GANG. BANG on...

The pundits talking like we are 3 up. We are bloody drawing. Much, much better, but it still needs to be won and the pundits are purring that Southgate's team talk will be "relaxed".

Christina has egg on her face.

Dope smoking, ear-shearing porno canal twats.

Losing play to bad light in this day and age seems a bit of a waste.

Yamal at 16, spanking it in from distance. You pair at 16, spanking your soldiers.

Surprised no one has knobbled the wonderkid before now.

Whoever wins this will destroy England / The Netherlands.

What's the chat with the boos for Cucurella? I mean apart from the shitebarnet, what's he done that I missed?

A meaningful game against a quality opponent. It's on ITV. We are donald ducked.

If only it could just finally click and we could give them a right doing, in style, like we did in 1996. However, based on what has occurred so far - , Southgate starts Trippier and instructs him to continue with that stopping and cutting in on his other foot thing, it's tactical gold dust, Southgate also starts an injured Kane and leaves him on for 112 minutes, Foden buzzes about but is largely ineffective, Bellingham strolls about imperiously, shouting at people and pointing, but not doing much football, we have zero shots on target until the 88th minute, it's 0-0 after 120 mins, we have a microscopic xG, and then we go and spawn it on penalties.

I was out in the pub in the City Centre of Glasgow for the game last night and I didn't see a single Swiss shirt. I actually felt a bit let down, the financial crisis must be biting There were plenty of cheers when the Swiss scored, but quite a bit of noise when we scored, too.

Going to the pub in Glasgow with friends to watch this. Wish me luck, it could get ugly. And also in the pub.

To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down Bobby De Cordova-Reid Runs at speed Yes indeed Bobby De Cordova-Reid Tricky winger

BC = bloody cheeky

I may have briefly nodded off in the scond half of extra time.

Extra time in the Germany v Spain game was a treat, a bonus after a thrilling end to the game. In this game, it's a burden, and there doesn't seem to be much chance of someone scoring in the added period before penalties.

Dembele coming on and making such a difference just makes you wonder what the hell Griezmann was playing at.

Make your own punchlines, but IT JUST WON'T GO IN

The game needs a goal.... So extra time and penalties it will be, then.

See, I think almost exactly this. Then I remember Griezmann cheating that peno out of Marc Albrighton in Madrid and I'm filled with rage again. As such, I vote Giant Meteor.

Ngolo is already a class above.

Füllkrug is top drawer and would flourish in the Prem. More than Havertz has, anyway.

Worrabout the English shithouses?