Tommy G

Satire hopefully

Or they are chucking loads in the media to get the best price.

https://news.sky.com/story/chancellor-warned-substantial-tax-rises-needed-as-she-faces-impossible-trilemma-13407544 £40bn black hole. Who'd have thought it.

No it was £5m

Can’t argue with £20m, we bought for £5m I think so quadrupled in 2 seasons, exactly the model we should be adopting for all our players - shame that’s not the case these days! He had a stinker when he returned from injury so a fair price.

Correct but giving me one example vs dozens of nasty successful ruthless bastards is hardly bingo.

Nice finishes last brother…..I hope this is the opposite this time around

What do you want him to say? we have a squad of over paid w@nkers and Daka is absolutely dog shit, I’m going to roll the dice at the weekend and hope for the best? Fans coming for him over a few sound bites is petty already.

I think Ayew can get 10-12 goals this season quite easily - he isn’t the answer but will do as we have plenty of firepower behind him.

Is top being called up for national service?

You can go skinny dipping there if you ask the right questions

This could be the second coming of the Ben Marshall song

I’m getting adverts for HMS Belfast now…

All businesses are looking at ways to cut costs given the budget decisions last year.

PepsiCo announced it’s cutting 560 jobs, so maybe not

Aged well

Her name only belongs in “birds you fancy off the telly” thread.

Yep agreed, dragged the nipper round that farm park 10+ times just to go to the tea room after

Went to the Monk in Quorn a couple of weeks ago it was superb. Think I mentioned it on here - there’s a Deano pub opposite. Agree with JH too - went once for lunch as a bday present, fantastic, the farm shop they have round the corner is worth a visit too - Clarkson farm style pricing mind you.

Show him your posts on here?

What’s YouKay roadmen? As I fall deeper into my 30s I can’t keep up with the language these days. I had to look up aura farming the other day.

Or the copper acted correctly? If the IPC is involved then it just undermines the police once again.

Hope she wasn't in tears?

If we adopted that pay structure we would never attract any players. As much as I agree with you, it’s not how the market dictates. imagine if your boss said we’ll pay you £20k a year with 10k add ons depending if you achieve your objectives, and the companies objectives. you would get a market rate salary with a bonus structure over and above normally.

Let’s start a new topic on the blindingly obvious that’s already been talked to death a million times?