Arkie Bennett

Never a penalty. Fair play that the ref changed his decision, but it was an awful decision in the first place.

Spawny!

Maybe United should just buy Dunk.

The Americans fall over more than Laurel and Hardy.

I wonder if any of the American players touched the ball with their arms or hands when they congratulated their goalie.

Not the Jersey Budd opportunist effort - it's not even the right melody.

Goodnight John Boye.

It seems now you can win a penalty by just kicking the ball at the defender. The Japanese player's arm had to be somewhere.

Reckless foul and rightly sent off. At least he didn't do it in a City match, and we'll benefit from the lesson he's learned today.

Do all dissertations these days require a survey to be published on Foxes Talk?

There isn't the variety of hairstyles in the women's game that you get in the men's. Oh for a balding midfield maestro.

Does Gary Neville ever shut up?

And the follow up, to mark the minute and a bit when they weren't losing the 2019 Champions League final.

Kane, diving tart.

And has the audacity to make out he was injured.

Sissoko's arm was outstretched for so long, he invited Mane to kick the ball at it.

They should disqualify both teams for that borefest.

She's been more involved in the action than Kane.

It's going Spursy already!

Willock for pillock.

I've never understood why people clap the attendance figure.

He twists every story to unsubtly place himself at the centre and puff up his own importance. Yet he's a two-bit hack who hasn't even managed to pick up the TalkSport gig.

Just saw someone in a cabriolet ignore a red light on Melton Road and get bumped by a car properly crossing from Thurmaston village onto Humberstone Lane. Feel sorry for the young lady innocently going on green.

On my drive to work this morning I pulled up when the lights changed to red at the old flyover roundabout on Belgrave Road. I had stopped, but the red light didn't deter two drivers behind me in the other lane from sailing through. There's no enforcement and no deterrent. Then as I walked the last bit towards work I had to play my daily game of frogger with, on this occasion, two speeding drivers completely ignoring the red light on the pedestrian crossing on St Matthews Way. A woman was knocked over there a few weeks ago, but nothing is done about the dangerous driving.

Cross cum shot <giggle>