Arkie Bennett

Forest players looking to manufacture penalties.

When football crowds clap during the match for someone who died, they are actually clapping in the minute of the age they didn't quite reach. For example, if they clap for someone who died at 20, they start doing it in the 21st minute of the match.

Lee Dixon remarking on the number of Latvians living in the UK. He'll be standing for Reform before long.

Gerrim in as the interim manager. Certainly liven up the changing room.

Fair question. I went as a ST holder because it's that one period of "me time" when I'm not being criticised or told what to do. Sad, I know.

I had some near me at full time, actually clapping that stinking excrement of a performance.

Poor Fofana.

Fofana channelling Father Ted.

And his legendary distribution.

That was like pre-VAR days when refs gave what they thought they saw, rather than what they actually saw.

And it would be that obnoxious tosser.

Every time I see Tuchel he seems to be eating.

Justice!

Sancho's theatrical dive.

Nice cardigan.

Man U to get some assistance from the officials again?

A shih tzu/great dane cross.

If it was in addition to the current fare on the pitch, it would add value to the season ticket - for some, anyway.

Pardew?

Bringing on the big guns now...Winks.

Brilliant, Faes. Fecking talentless knob.

He didn't excite me.

Here we go...

Those huge advertising boards are very distracting.

Cucurella doing the Harry Kane foul there. Nasty.